"But stay, O spite! But mark, poor knight! What dreadful dole is here! Eyes, do you see? How can it be? O fainting fox! O dear! Thy mantle good, What, stained with blood? Approach, ye Furies fell! O Fates, come, come, Cut thread and thrum. I’ll crush, conclude, OR QUELL."

"THE RAGING ROCKS AND SHIVERING SHOCKS SHALL BREAK THE LOCKS OF PRISON GATES!! And Phoebus' car shall shine from far and make and mar… THE FOOLISH FIGHTS."

"Anna Kendrick as Alice Davis"

"[sitting on a tree branch with Alice] I think you're nice."

"Let's Erin Brockovich this bitch!"

"Sam Richardson as Eric Huddle"

"Aubrey Plaza as Tatiana"

"You look like "Burn Victim Barbie"."

"They have The Rodfather. I don't know if we're going to get it though if we haven't seen The Godfather."

"Mary Holland as Becky"

"Jake Johnson as Ronnie"

"Alice Wetterlund as Cousin Terry"

"Stephanie Faracy as Rosie Stangle"

"Marc Maron as Randy"

"Zac Efron as Dave Stangle"

"Adam DeVine as Mike Stangle"

"Sugar Lyn Beard as Jeanie Stangle"

"Stephen Root as Burt Stangle"

"[making out with Alice on a picnic table] Wait, there's people everywhere."

"Tanya Boyd as Sylvie"

"Charles Green as George"

"Alexandra Morgan as Max"

"Chris Lemmon as Robby Rottman"

"Richard Deacon as Joseph Rottman"

"Martine Beswick as Xaviera Hollander"

"Adam West as Lionel Lamely"

"Barton Heyman as Dirty Harry"

"Lisa London as Laurie"

"Conrad Janis as Fred"

"Susan Kiger as Susie"

"Denise Galik as Cynthia"

"The Book. The Movie."

"Tom Poston as J. Arthur Conrad"

"Nicholas Pryor as Carl Gordon"

"Lynn Redgrave as Xaviera Hollander"

"A Real Woman Tells The Truth"

"Jean-Pierre Aumont as Yves St. Jacques"

"Lovelady Powell as Madelaine"

"Elizabeth Wilson as Mrs. Gordon"

"Matthew Cowles as Albert Ruffleson"

"Richard Lynch as The Cop"

"Owen Hollander as Lt. Taggert"

"Phil Silvers as William B. Warkoff"

"Darnell Appling as Umpire (New Rochelle Final)"

"Shane T Harris as Art's Security Guard (as a different name)"

"Bryan Doo as Art's Physiotherapist"

"Nada Despotovich as Tashi's Mother"

"I'd let her fuck me with a racket."

"You have a better shot with a handgun in your mouth."

"I'm not going to the match. Not if you think you can just dismiss me. I'm not some fucking lapdog who's gonna sit around and let you punish me. I'm not Art."