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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"The wi-fi out here sucks. Must take him days to download porn."
"I'm Price...Chloe Price..bang!"
"Did you just say hella? I think I'm a good bad influence on you."
"Amazeballs! I literally got chills all over my neck."
"You better not rewind and take that kiss back."
"It's the company I keep..."
"Crazy shit is the new normal for me."
"Max, this is the only way."
"Life is...so not fair."
"Max is a fucking child."
"Even my step... father deserves her alive."
"Who knows, maybe this could be Rachel's revenge. Our revenge."
"There's so many more people in Arcadia Bay who should live... way more than me..."
"I know I've been selfish, but for once I think I should accept my fate... our fate..."
"Max, you finally came back to me this week, and... you did nothing but show me your love and friendship."
"Wherever I end up after this... in whatever reality... all those moments between us were real, and they'll always be ours."
"Max... it's time..."
"Max.....I'll always be with you."
""Do your powers include mind reading? Or did you just rewind because I tried to steal the cozy chair? Shit I'm confused..."
"Max Caulfield... Don't you forget about me!"
"This is bullshit! Fuck you, door!"
"My attitude is what makes me special."
"Fuck. This. Place."
"You know she's fake, yet you can't take your eyes off of her. Who else do I know who fits that description? Fuck off, Rachel."
"If you want to rip apart a family apart from the inside, it's important to bring the proper tools. Fuck you, David."
"Cop: [if Crypto flies off] Turn off that jetpack right now!"
"Cop: [Bumping toward] Be careful!"
"Cop: [Bumping toward] Watch where you going!"
"Cop: [Bumping toward] Don't get lift me any weight!."
"Cop: Respect the badge, biotch!"
"Cop: To serve and protect, to serve and protect, to serve and protect, to swerve and defect, to... curve and perfect... dammit, I lost it!"
"Cop: Calling all backup! We have a 1052: officer being levitated!"
"Cop: Like answers, smart guy? What... is your name?"
"Cop: Bill of Rights? Who the hell needs a Bill of Rights?! I'm Bill, and I'm right!"
"Cop: Nightstick: check! Taking bribes from local gangster: check! Sense of moral superiority over fellow citizens: check! Time to arrest me some peeps!"
"Cop: Now if only I could find a cowboy, an Indian and a construction worker, I could form that new singing group down at the village. What would we call ourselves, I wonder? "The City People", "The Village Folks", or something..."
"Cop: What would Eliot Ness do? Never carry a knife to a gunfight? No, that's not it..."
"Cop: I wanna ride a motorcycle! How come I never get to ride a motorcycle? Motorcycle cops have all the fun!"
"Suburban Male: Shiny new automobile: check! Wife cooking meatloaf, taking valium: check! Monotonous job as a filing clerk: check! Unbridled inner rage hidden just below the surface of normalcy: check!"
"Suburban Male: So this is what Eliot meant by "a life of quiet desperation". Thanks a lot, you limey bastard."
"Suburban Male: Hmm, what would Brando do? ... STELLA! STEEELLAAAAAAAA!!"
"Suburban Female: If only there were some way to electronically facilitate the private viewing of illicit photography, like some sort of computing device with a screen... Ah, it'll never happen."
"Farmer: [when firing at Crypto] Say hello to my little friend!"
"Farmer: I loves my Bessie... but I loves my steak. Bessie, steak, steak, Bessie... Oh Lord, why do you make me choose?!"
"Crazy Woman: Redrum! Redrum!"
"Crazy Woman: Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top... When the wind blows, the SCREAMING will stop..."
"Crazy Woman: Is it just me or is the sidewalk oozing? No, no, it's just me!"
"Crazy Woman: A mind is a beautiful thing to lose. I should know, I've done it - twice!"
"Crazy Woman: My mind says Pistachio, but my body says Rocky Road... MY STOMACH SAYS PEANUT BRITTLE, HAHAHA!"
"Crazy Woman: I saw the finest minds of my generation consumed by madness. I also saw the feeblest minds of my generation consumed by madness! There's nothing to howl about, really."