""Mr. Kreaton! I have revelations to reveal. Rachel Amber is on drugs! Look at her! Her face is so blurry. And pretty... She's clearly been drugged-dah. I mean drugged herself. She loves drugs. Don't you?! Uh!" [Collapses]"

"How many times have I told you to stop blasting that punk shit?!"

"Wait, is that grass? You've been toking up again in here?"

"I'm sick of your disrespect! Tell me the truth, that's an order!"

"Chloe, someday... you'll grow up."

"I was a soldier, Chloe."

"Rachel Amber. She was my Angel."

"Get that gun away from me, psycho!"

"You won this battle, Max. You broke my family. I salute you."

"Don't you wander off into the dark."

"I don't expect her to call me dad, but maybe she'll stop calling me 'step-douche'."

"Chloe, you're stalling."

"I always suspected that son of a bitch."

"I take photos. Of me, the world, everything. It may sound sad, but I have a blast."

"That is a tasty plasma. Maybe I could sneak in and watch 'Final Fantasy: Spirits Within'. I don't care what anybody says, that's one of the best sci-fi films ever made."

""Max, you are not crazy. You are not dreaming. It’s time to be an everyday hero."'"

"Broken? Oh man, are you cereal?"

"When a door closes, a window opens... Or something like that."

"I wish I could stay in this moment forever. I guess I actually can now, but then it wouldn’t be a moment."

"Ahoy, Captain. At least I know you've got my back. When I swallowed your eye and my parents rushed me to the ER, I knew we were bonded forever..."

"So cheesy, but, it makes me smile, thinking of the day Mom and I sewed that together."

"I love that Mom sent me a fat box of chocolate coconut bites for my birthday, and $200 gift certificate. She sure knows how to make a sad birthday happy."

"Samuel is such a weirdo. But I kinda like that about him."

"Joyce still works at Two Whales Diner. Best damn burgers in Arcadia! I better get one soon."

"We made this grave for Chloe's kitty. Poor Bongo. He never saw that car coming."

"With great power comes great bullshit."

"The guy has his own style..."

"I'm so glad you're my partner in crime."

"Insert groan here."

"Rachel in 'The Dark Room' over and over...."

"Welcome to the real world..."

"Empty. Good. Nobody can see my meltdown. Except for me."

"Chloe....Jefferson drugged and kidnapped me."

"Max, never Maxine."

"The last time I got the flu shot, I got the flu. Fuck you."

"I'm good to flow... thanks."

"Just relax. Stop torturing yourself. You have 'a gift'."

"Chloe, I am awesome! We're awesome!"

"Okay girl, you don't get a photo op like this everyday..."

"I think both of us could use a hug."

"Put some clothes on first, hillbilly."

"Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah."

"Time for some Chloe cosplay."

"Release the kra-can!"

"Eat shit and die."

"Blah, Blah, Blah.... God, I hate your voice now."

"Look at the trail of death you left behind!"

"Time to change time."

"I couldn't let you die."

"I'll always believe you."