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April 10, 2026
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"(Standing by front) Yes."
"(Standing by front) What?"
"(Standing by front) You're up to something?"
"(Standing by front) Can I help you?"
"(Standing by front) Please, step away from me."
"(Bumping toward him) Look out or I'll make you look out."
"(Bumping toward him) Watch it pal."
"(Bumping toward him) Watch where you going."
"Once clue 3 feet tall as a giant head is about to get his ass kick. Bingo!"
"(fighting against Crypto) Die Scumbag"
"Look at these people. weak, pathetic, without us"
"(fighting against crypto) Party's over space rat."
"(majestic on fire) What I have to do to get a bucket of water around here. Damn it."
"(Crypto picked up Majestic agent in the air) It's all good fun"
"(Crypto picked up Majestic agent in the air) Put me down Space Rat."
"(searching for Crypto) Here boy, come here boy."
"(searching for Crypto) Polly want a goddamm cracker."
"End of the line everybody off."
"Stop, I'm warning you."
"Pathetic Furon."
"Majestic lesson number one. How to kill a Furon?"
"Oh good nap time"
"Are you peeking into my head, little alien? Well, this cat's got claws, see, and I'm going to scratch your beady eyes out!"
"You can look, you little space freak, but you better not touch. Go on, just try it!"
"Nice pants. I hear white spandex wearing midgets are all the rage on Proxima Centauri."
"I have double indemnity against these little space freaks, and it's time to collect on my policy!"
"All this power... and I still only make 76 cents for every dollar a man makes."
"When I said domination, little did they know I meant GLOBAL domination - ruling the world, crushing all men under my boot heel, that sort of thing."
"What am I doing? Oh yeah, the same thing I do every night - TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
"[broadcasting from the SMCBS station] SMCBS will bring you further news as it unfolds. Good day, John and Jane America, from north to south, from sea to shining sea. This is Bert Whither, coming to you live from a secure SMCBS studio at an undisclosed location of America's sunshine capital, Santa Modesta, with a special news bulletin. For years, America has been a beacon of hope to the world. But today comes disturbing proof: our very way of life is under attack! Our great nation devoured from within by a malignant tumor of corruption! Yes, you heard it here first. The very heart of power in the United States of America is now cancerous! Its malevolent might, bent to a crooked will! The insidious nature of this cancer, right after a word from our sponsor."
"Unease sweeps the country like a fever! Police flout civil liberties, arrest people without cause, even brazenly engage in criminal and unconstitutional behavior! I have here a secret affidavit, signed by the chief of the Santa Modesta police department, attesting not only to the existence of these abuses, but to their orchestration by an agency of our own federal government! Up to now, many Americans believed such a thing could never happen here in the land of liberty. But happen it has! More to come, after these commercial messages."
"The federal agency behind the new terror on our streets, the terror of cops gone bad! But if power is corrupt, what of the government responsible? SMCBS has acquired extensive documentary footage: shadowy agents in reasonably-priced black suits in Rockwell, Santa Modesta, even Capitol City, shown here abducting innocent citizens in unmarked black sedans! No arrest records exist, yet to date, over eleven hundred people have disappeared, their families kept in the dark, and still the U.S. government remains silent! It refuses to acknowledge these abductions ever took place! Why has our government deserted us?! Stay tuned!"
"We have only a few moments until the army destroys our building. They're deploying tanks and-- Good Lord, giant robots! We cannot survive for long! But in these moments, I want to share a new hope. SMCBS correspondents have uncovered something incredible! For the first time in history, proof that an alien race has visited Earth, and apparently, repeated attempts to communicate their message, to "befriend all humans". Tragically, these gentle, intelligent creatures are being systematically exterminated by government agencies. Are these interstellar ambassadors our last hope for a peaceful human future? Could they help us take back America?! May providence smile upon us all! This is Bert Whither saying... goodbye."
"Farmer Turnipseed: Shoo! I ain't heard anything like that since my Uncle Cletus injured himself at a post Thanksgiving party in '42."
"U.S. Army Soldier: This is not a drill! There IS an enemy on the loose! Find it and kill it! Repeat: find it and kill it!"
"U.S. Army Soldier: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! We're gonna have a firefight on our hands! We have to find that little commie and take him down!"
"U.S Army Soldier: C'mon, you glory hounds! You wanna live forever?! Let's stop that little commie! Find him, neutralize him!"
"Mutant Government Agent: One... plus... one... equal... window! Hurr... hurr..."
"Mutant Government Agent: My... brain... hurts!"
"Mutant Government Agent: Think... hurt... Ouch!"
"Mutant Government Agent: Feels... so... funky!"
"Mutant Government Agent: Bizarro... World... pretty..."
"Mutant Government Agent: Must... kill... "Mupersan"!"
"Mutant Government Agent: Good... mouse... Algernon... smarter... than... Charly..."
"Mutant Government Agent: [being levitated] Up... up... and away!!"
"Crazy Hobo: 1,742 bottles of beer on the wall, 1,742 bottles of beeeer..."
"Crazy Hobo: These sheep walk around like, errm... sheep!"
"Crazy Hobo: The end is nigh! It's... really, really nigh!"
"Crazy Hobo: Screw it! The end isn't nigh, who am I kidding? What does "nigh" mean, anyways?"
"Crazy Hobo: The electricity - it speaks to me! So does that trashcan. And the small birdies."