First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL."
"I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."
"I said "No monkey business"!"
"Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg, woman!"
"I am watching you. Guess who's here. It's Professor Einstein."
"We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games"
"Willie Nelson (Willie Nelson)"
"Candace Smith (Naomi)"
"Philippe Brenninkmeyer (Herr Referee)"
"Blanchard Ryan (Krista Krundle)"
"Cloris Leachman (Great Gam Gam)"
"Donald Sutherland (Johann Von Wolfhausen)"
"Mo'Nique (Cherry)"
"Nat Faxon (Rolf)"
"Gunter Schlierkamp (Schlemmer)"
"Ralf Moeller (Hammacher)"
"Eric Christian Olsen (Gunter)"
"Will Forte (Otto)"
"Jürgen Prochnow (Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen)"
"Steve Lemme (Charlie "Fink" Finklestein)"
"Kevin Heffernan (Phil "Landfill" Krundle/Gil "Landfill" Krundle)"
"Jay Chandrasekhar (Barry Badrinath)"
"Erik Stolhanske (Todd Wolfhaus)"
"Paul Soter (Jan Wolfhaus)"
"I sleep better with a little sausage in me"
"Prepare for the ultimate chug of war."
"Brewed in 2006"
"From the comic geniuses who brought you the phenomenon "Super Troopers"."
"Comedy on tap"
"Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts."
"Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me."
"Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus: I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once."
"He's got the eye of the Jew!"
"You go. I'm never leaving this place!"
"Get bent, Umlaut"
"Let's light this Kraut-candle."
"It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating."
"Let's go get sour on some krauts!"
"Real funny deutsch bag"
"Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!"
"We goin' out, we goin' out like us."
"Avant - Dexter"
"Marcia Wright-Tillman - Joyce"
"Keke Palmer as Gina's niece"
"Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon - Loretta"
"Carl Wright - Checker Fred"
"Tom Wright - Detective Williams"
"Jazsmin Lewis - Jennifer Palmer"
"Robert Wisdom - Lalowe Brown"
"Queen Latifah - Gina Norris"