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April 10, 2026
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"(narrating) All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it."
"I will shoot you, and I know robot karate."
"Steve Cropper - Fats Waller's fan in train (uncredited)"
"Booker T. Jones - Fats Waller's fan in train (uncredited)"
"Marcus Carl Franklin - Kid #1"
"Sigourney Weaver - Ms. Lawson"
"Paul Dinello - Mr. Rooney"
"Matt Walsh - Officer Julian"
"P.J Byrne - Mr. Baker"
"Chandler Parker - Craig"
"Quinton Aaron - Q"
"Arjay Smith - Manny"
"Melonie Diaz - Alma Sykes"
"Mia Farrow - Miss Falewicz"
"Danny Glover - Mr. Fletcher"
"Mos Def - Mike Coolwell"
"Jack Black - Jerry McLean"
"Sometimes the best movies are the ones we make up"
"You name it, we shoot it"
"[holding the Ghostbusters tape] I'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else."
"What's happening to our 'hood!!"
"Hey, hey, don't put your shoes in the refrigerator... 'cause they'll get cold!"
"I am Robocop. Anything you say can and will be held against you...in the court of Robocop."
"I was going to make you into the next Marilyn Monroe! But no! Now you're just going to be.... Laundry girl!"
"[while shooting "Driving Miss. Daisy", Alma chases the car with the camera] Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy."
"I'm not saying your uncle is illiterate, maybe he just needs to go to night school."
"That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!"
"Ken Davitian - Xerxes"
"Jason Paige - Buttmeister Narrator"
"Emily Wilson - Lindsay Lohan"
"Dean Cochran - Rocky Balboa/Rambo"
"Nate Haden - Ryan Seacrest"
"Jim Piddock - Loyalist/Simon Cowell"
"Crista Flanagan - Oracle/Ugly Betty"
"Christopher Lett - Randy Jackson"
"Tony Yalda - Sanjaya Malakar"
"Ike Barinholtz - Le Chiffre/Prophet/Dane Cook"
"Nicole Parker - Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Ellen DeGeneres/Paula Abdul"
"Method Man - Persian Emissary"
"Phil Morris - Messenger"
"Diedrich Bader - Traitoro"
"Travis Van Winkle - Sonio"
"Jareb Dauplaise - Dilio"
"Kevin Sorbo - Captain"
"Carmen Electra - Queen Margo"
"[as penguin farts and shits into his face and mouth] Aw it smells!"
"Sean Maguire - Leonidas"
"Say "what's up" to Anna Nicole for me!"
"[turns around and bends over, putting his butt above Leonidas' face] Now eat my penguin asshole! [Penguin farts repeatedly, then slaps his butt] Ooh, that taco bell ain't sitting right [white diarrhea sprays into Leonidas' face and mouth] Ha!, caught you with your mouth open!"
"[putting his testicles on Leonidas' face and mouth while fighting him] Lick my snowballs! [Leonidas groans as his tongue touches the testicles]"