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"It’s tail time!"

"Time to suffer… little one!"

"This is what Tim Burton thinks about when he’s in the tub."

"This place is weirder than Fourth of July at Rick James’ place."

"Captain, they are a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny."

"No, no! Don't do it! I'll do anything! I know Tarantino's gardener's fiancée! I can probably get you a meeting."

"I feel like I’m in Boy George’s pants!"

"I haven’t been this scared since I was trapped in Barry Manilow’s rumpus room."

"The Media Dimension wasn't what it once was young Gex."

"Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor’s."

"This looks like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons’ house."

"This is like a luau at Mel Blanc’s house."

"This place is bigger than Oliver Reed’s bar tab…"

"It's true. I didn't always look like this; I fell into a scrapheap, while trying to get free cable."

"I haven’t seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones’ house."

"Reminds me of Jackie Chan’s bathroom."

"Gex. It's me, your father."

"Looking good! Now when faced with a less than cooperative foe, put your abdomen it. If you hit your jump button twice, you’ll see what I’m talking about."

"Over here!"

"Now, Flik, there are a lot of places to explore but you can’t run anywhere you want Willy nilly. Sometimes you have to jump. Go on, hop around a bit."

"Follow me!"

"Ah, Ant Island."

"Well, hello there, Flik. I learned a long time ago that the ants’ most basic line of defense is your berry throw. Heave a few around by hitting your throw button. Go on, my boy, give it a go!"

"This way, Flik!"

"Well, isn’t this nice."

"I need more grain."

"This is a mystical item, the Bowser Tube. You can use this!"

"...but you don't have enough Coins. Oh, well, I'll just take them all! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"

"By the way, you can't eat this cake. I hope you understand. Wah, Hah, HAH!"

"Oh, but you don't have any Coins, do you? Then I'm outta here!"

"By the way, the Bowser Statue won't do a thing. Ah, hah, Hah, HAH, HAH!"

"I've got all your stars! If you want them back, come to the Warp Pipe."

"Oh! You don't have any Coins! Well, I've got nothing to say to you! I'm outta here!"

"Let the event begin! Huh!?! You don't have any Coins!?! None at all?!?"

"Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!"

"You poor little thing! Oh, the sorrow! Here, take 10 Coins!"

"So, you like sweets, huh? What a coincidence, I do too! Here, take this..."

"...I'm such an idiot."

"I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!"

"I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it!"

"Let the event begin! Don't have enough, huh? Don't worry! I'll get by with what you've got!"

"It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give your Coins to ME!!!"

"Don't worry about paying it back! You need it more than I do! Don’t be a stranger!"

"It's Bowser's Coins Potluck!!! In this FUN event, ALL FOUR PLAYERS give ME coins!"

"You're looking for treasure? Then let me give you this..."

"This is a mystical secret! The Gold-plated Bowser Statue! I'll give you this for just 10 Coins!"

"Wait!!! This time I'll get what's owed to me! Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"

"Wait! The Great Bowser, King of Darkness, has come! Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"

"You're going to help the Yoshi in the middle, right? Here, take this."

"Wait one second!!! Now give me your Star Stamps! Or will you battle me for them? Gwah, hah, hah, HAH!"