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"Gotta get to that bank..."
"I'm innocent!"
"HEY, WAIT! I'M NOT A BAD GUY!!!"
"(To Black Cat, on What If? Contest) Black Cat! What are you doing-- Who's behind-- why-- Why are you dancing?!"
"Aah. Printing press."
"(to Venom) Our bad? OUR bad?! I'm gonna kill you!"
"(If taken in the wrong direction) Okay, news flash. Gotta follow the Spidey Compass."
"Listen, whoever you are, no one can control the symbiotes! NO ONE!"
"You've gotta be kidding! (Gets out of building, fire is everywhere, it looks bad for Spidey) Perfect end, for a perfect day..."
"(sees Venom on the Jumbotron) Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk-show for this."
"Let's see what Venom's up to, then we'll tackle Rhino."
"Not this time, guys."
"Come on, gimmie a break!"
"Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER!"
"Rhino Burgers coming up!"
"Are your ears ringing?"
"Toro! Toro!"
"What's the matter? Hurt your little tusky-wusky?"
"Oh, man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now."
"(after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine) Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man."
"(In the Green Goblin's secret base) Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to."
"(running from the police) Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!"
"(looking at a poster of the Lizard) Monsters infest sewers. *laugh* Yeah, right."
"Where is she, Venom?! Where is my wife?"
"(to Mysterio) Dude, capes are out this year."
"(to Mysterio) Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!"
"(when Mysterio grabs him) Do I look like Fay Wray? Put me down!"
"(to a defeated Mysterio) Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!"
"Tony Hawk. Hey, I skated with that guy!"
"The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay."
"Could you make a little more noise? I'm only breaking and entering here!"
"I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more angry back alley than friendly neighborhood."
"Brock, you loser! If I had given a real photographer that job, I would finally have the evidence to send Spider-Man away forever! You're through, Brock! When I am done with you, you won't be able to get a job taking wedding pictures in Siberia!!!"
"Parker, shut up and dial 911! Scorpion's here! You have to-! OHH!!"
"Get over it, Gargan!"
"Spider-Man?! I ask for the police, and I get this?!"
"We can still make a deal!"
"I'll give you anything!"
"Take it easy, Gargan!"
"Stop it, Gargan!"
"I'm out of here!"
"Scorpion, stop! You don't know what you're doing!"
"It's not my fault!"
"No, Gargan! No!"
"NO, GARGAN!!! NO!!!"
"Spider-Man!"
"SPIDER-MAN!!!"
"I don't know what you're trying to pull by saving my life, but it won't work!"
"Where is he?!"
"This isn't the bank!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!