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"Yawn...What do you want Kazooie?"
"I'm Banjo, and this here's my buddy Kazooie."
"What was all the noise about, where's my sister Tooty?"
"(accepting training from Bottles) We'd like some help Bottles, what do we do?"
"That's enough Kazooie, let's all watch the cast list now..."
"Banjo! Wake up......Now!"
"Let's get outside, there's trouble!"
"Better than you can, goggle boy!"
"Calm down, geeky, we'll get her back! Where did she go?"
"(declining training from Bottles) You bet we're good enough, bottle brain!"
"Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?"
"Yes, you're right, I'm rather proud. My looks stand me out from the crowd."
"Ah! What do you mean?! This cannot be! There's no one prettier than me!"
"No, no, no, you must be mad. Nicer beauty can't be had!"
"Well... we'll see about that!"
"If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!"
"Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!"
"Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!"
"This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!"
"Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair!"
"Hurry, Klungo, push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch."
"Sure is a strange looking buddy Banjo, can it talk?"
"Me Mumbo, best shaman in all game. Can help Banjo and filthy feathered one."
"Hello there, young ones! I'm Brentilda, Gruntilda's nicer sister. I've crept down here to help you defeat the old hag, it's about time she was taught a lesson!"
"Snacker smells tasty dinner, stay just there!"
"Yippee! Snacker gets dessert too!"
"Ahh... cheese and crackers - just wait there!"
"Coffee and mints? I'll be right over!"
"Why, it's Tooty, young and small, she's the prettiest girl of all."
"Unfortunately, I think, you'll find,... ugh! It's Tooty. She's cute and kind!"
"Oooh! Visitors for Dingpot... I like visitors!"
"I sure do Mr. Bear! Grunty's awful you know, she was sick in me earlier on. If you can get rid of her, I'll be free!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!