"I've got all your stars! If you want them back, come to the Warp Pipe."

"You're looking for treasure? Then let me give you this..."

"This is a mystical secret! The Gold-plated Bowser Statue! I'll give you this for just 10 Coins!"

"By the way, the Bowser Statue won't do a thing. Ah, hah, Hah, HAH, HAH!"

"Oh! You don't have any Coins! Well, I've got nothing to say to you! I'm outta here!"

"So, you like sweets, huh? What a coincidence, I do too! Here, take this..."

"I woke up early just to make it. This is a Bowser Cake! Don't refuse..., eat it! Great! That'll be 20 Coins!"

"By the way, you can't eat this cake. I hope you understand. Wah, Hah, HAH!"

"...but you don't have enough Coins. Oh, well, I'll just take them all! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"

"Oh, but you don't have any Coins, do you? Then I'm outta here!"