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"Rule 47. Don't expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement."

"Rule 45. The size of the combat bonus is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it."

"Rule 44. If it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entrenching tool."

"Rule 43. If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky"

"Rule 42. "They'll never expect this" means "I want to try something stupid.""

"Rule 41. "Do you have a backup?" means "I can't fix this.""

"Rule 40. Not all good news is enemy action."

"Rule 39. There is a difference between spare parts and extra .... [maxim cut off]"

"Rule 38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients."

"Rule 37. There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload.""

"Rule 36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."

"Rule 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error."

"Rule 34. If you’re leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun."

"Rule 33. If you're leaving tracks, you're being followed."

"Rule 31. Only cheaters prosper."

"Rule 30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go."

"Rule 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less."

"Rule 28. If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid for bringing ammunition home with you."

"Rule 27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence."

"Rule 24. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun."

"Rule 22. If you can see the whites of their eyes, somebody's done something wrong."

"Rule 17. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster."

"Rule 16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth."

"Rule 15. Only you can prevent friendly fire."

"Rule 13. Do unto others."

"Rule 12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head."

"Rule 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"Rule 10. Sometimes the only way out is through... through the hull"

"Rule 9. Never turn your back on an enemy."

"Rule 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock."

"Rule 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."

"Rule 5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart."

"Rule 4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins."

"Rule 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody."

"Rule 2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on."

"Rule 1. Pillage, then burn."

"Mayor's hallucination: It is almost impossible for me to tell you just how cool everything is going to be right now."

"Ryan: Dang. So drunk contracts don't count? If I'd known that, I could have saved the Merchant Navy a lot of trouble. And by "trouble," I mean "seafaring vessels"."

"Shelly: Oh moon, oh troublesome orb. Staring at the earth with envious eye. Wishin' it was wet, for it's parlously dry."

"Hugo: Powers be inside, friend, like your kidneys. You cannot lose them. Well. Except maybe in a grisly accident where part of your head and brain be lost. Ha ha!"

"Shelley: I've got a milkshake with an umbrella in it! It cannot be diluted by rain! Not any more!"

"Erin: I mind my own business! And any other business that needs minding."

"Esther: It's dynamite when you aren't the one being stalked by the Death-Beast! Whose name suggests that it is a beast who makes you die."

"Investigator (after finding a wallet at a crime scene): Its leather exterior suggests a man of substance. The copious identification within implies a man who knows exactly who he is — and why."

"Tim: Management is all about appearing to be awake while actually asleep"

"Ethan: Demos are like conjugal visits. They give you a taste and then snatch it away, leaving you wanting more."

"Casey Collins: Girls aren't objects. They're people too. Treat them as such. Because remember - It's pretty fucking hard to play video games with broken thumbs!"

"Lucas: You have an incredible ability to make me feel remarkably less self-conscious about my own geekiness."

"Ethan: Who dares knock on my door when I'm doing stuff, so that I have to get up, and stop doing stuff?"

"Chef Brian: Yes Clancy! My existential shell is filled with the dreams of wild chipmunks! Thank you for asking!"