"Mayor's hallucination: It is almost impossible for me to tell you just how cool everything is going to be right now."

"Investigator (after finding a wallet at a crime scene): Its leather exterior suggests a man of substance. The copious…"

"Esther: It's dynamite when you aren't the one being stalked by the Death-Beast! Whose name suggests that it is a beas…"

"Erin: I mind my own business! And any other business that needs minding."

"Shelley: I've got a milkshake with an umbrella in it! It cannot be diluted by rain! Not any more!"

"Hugo: Powers be inside, friend, like your kidneys. You cannot lose them. Well. Except maybe in a grisly accident wher…"

"Shelly: Oh moon, oh troublesome orb. Staring at the earth with envious eye. Wishin' it was wet, for it's parlously dry."

"Ryan: Dang. So drunk contracts don't count? If I'd known that, I could have saved the Merchant Navy a lot of trouble.…"

"The sad and obvious truth of the matter is that art, once formalized or mechanized, is no longer art; and the few art…"

"Criminy: I fortify myself with facts. Arm myself with information. Empower myself with wisdom… then I hide away."