"Claire: Look, I'm trans, and maybe it won't be in the future, but right now it's a struggle. So I get annoyed when people assume technology is going to magically fix all our problems. It won't do anything about bigotry. We have to fight that now."

"Hannelore: I'm pretty sure my dad's last words are gonna be "don't worry, perfectly normal, everything's under AAAAAGH""

"Corpse Witch: I, ah, wouldn't go in there if I were you! Bubbles can be... VIOLENT when she's upset. Best to just leave her alone and go about your workday, eh?"

"Faye: Screw that. I'm goin' to check on my friend."

"Bubbles: ...Why are you so determined to be kind to me?"

"Faye: At first it was 'cause you look super badass, and I was like, "damn, I wanna make friends with Megatron over there." Now it's 'cause you're actually pretty likable when you're not threatening to punch my face off."

"Bubbles: I only did that once. And I apologized."

"Dora: Greetings, Skullmaster. Would Skullmaster like a cup of hot chocolate?"

"Samantha: SKULLMASTER DRINKS ONLY THE BLOOD OF SKULLMASTER'S ENEMIES"

"Dora: I have mini marshmallows!"

"Samantha: SKULLMASTER PREVIOUSLY MISSPOKE ABOUT SKULLMASTER'S DIETARY REQUIREMENTS"

"Faye: This is mostly a rhetorical question, but would you fire me if I brought a kid in here?"

"Corpse Witch: Into the sun."

"Faye: Yeah, thought so."

"Veronica: Okay, let's consider this. Do you think it's more likely that Faye doesn't like you all of a sudden? Or do you think it's more likely that her job doesn't want her to bring friends to work?"

"Samantha: The... the second one?"

"Veronica: I agree. And I suspect that if Faye didn't like you, there'd be no doubt about it, and I'd have to dig a hole in the backyard to hide her body."

"Samantha: You're nice but also scary. I think that's why dad likes you."

"Clinton: You can't solve every problem with a harpoon."

"Claire: You were IN A FIRE and all you wanted to tell me is mom's getting laid?"

"Clinton: It was a weird night, okay?!"

"Brun: Renee says if you try to take advantage of me she'll mutilate your genitalia. I think she was using hyperbole, because many of the acts she described seem physically improbable."

"Faye: So you were up to top-secret military stuff. What's really under Denver International Airport?"

"Bubbles: A charming bed and breakfast run by genetically enhanced supersoldiers."

"Bubbles: You have made a show of accommodating my bulk. You have hushed me. I ought to be livid. And yet, somehow, I cannot be angry at you."

"Hannelore: I am very powerful."

"Bubbles: I seem to have forgotten my wallet. I will not leave a debt unpaid. I offer my left hand as collateral. Please bring me your thickest pry bar."