Webcomics

"Dora: You talked to Marten, right? I can tell by the cadence of your apology."

"Delilah: Wow, you're either the chillest dude ever or a gigantic pushover."

"Marten: Bit of both."

"Marten: So, uh, can I get your number or something?"

"Delilah: Last night was a lot of fun, Mark. But let's not try to turn this into something it isn't."

"Marten: Sure, right."

"Marten: She didn't even get my name right."

"Steve: Aw, that sucks bro."

"Cosette: What was her name?"

"Marten: Hang on, hang on, I know I know this."

"Cosette: Uh huh."

"Cosette: It's pretty hypocritical to be all emo about her not knowing your name when you don't know hers."

"Marten: I know, I know."

"Momo: THE SYRUP IS FOR THE PANCAKES"

"Momo: You are not a slut. You are a grown woman, and you have the right to decide when you want to have sexual intercourse with someone."

"Marigold: And he's not gonna lose interest 'cause we did it right away?"

"Momo: He appeared to be slightly concussed when he left. Assuming he does not have amnesia, I think he will remain interested."

"Marten: Tai put so much work into her float. I didn't have the heart to tell her the parade is rained out."

"Jimbo: Kid, there ain't been no money in poetry since Dr. Seuss got shot."

"Wil: He died of cancer."

"Jimbo: Shows what YOU know about poetry."

"Faye: This is your dream. I want you to achieve it. Now go down there and knock 'em dead."

"Angus: That sounds disturbingly literal, coming from you."

"Faye: That's why I'm not gonna tell you to break a leg."

"Marten: I'm not upset. I'm... look, imagine if YOUR mom just showed up unannounced one day."

"Veronica: I'm pretty sure the whale-phallus door knocker would keep her out."

"Marten: I was being rhetorical."

"Veronica: I hope Faye and Angus are okay."

"Marten: They're either fuckin' or fightin'."

"Veronica: I recommend fucking. You're too tired to fight afterwards."

"Marten: You're blushing. I didn't know moms could blush."

"Marten: And besides, if this works out I could end up with three dads! That's so many dads!"

"Samantha: If... if your mom and my dad get married, we'd be sister and brother."

"Marten: Step-siblings, yeah."

"Samantha: I call dibs on the front seat in the car."

"Marten: Darn, you beat me to it."

"May: Hey buddy! It's me! May!"

"Dale: SHIT"

"May: Nice to see you too, ass-dick."

"Dale: You pay rent. You help clean. And if you do or say ANYTHING to hurt Marigold -"

"May: Creating Nice_List.txt. Entering "Marigold". Saving and closing."

"Faye: You want REALLY cheap rent, move to the South. You can get a nice apartment in Savannah just by smilin' at the right people."

"[Samantha has just punched Pintsize.]"

"Samantha: I'm sorry! I don't know why I punched him!"

"Marten: This is gonna sound weird, but I'm glad you didn't have a reason."

"Sven: I think I'm in love with you."

"Faye: AAAAAAAA"

"Faye: And you expect me to just throw myself into your arms now that you've told me?"

"Sven: Are you going to?"

"Faye: Oh my god you're an idiot."