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"[to Kupuna-Wa] Oy. Not that it ain't been fun, but about my ticket home..."
"Uh... Yeah!"
"[hears gong] Ahh! Eeh! So where's the next mask?"
"We make a good team. If you survive my trial, I-- uhh... if you enjoy your reward-- we will... make... ad even better team. Uh-huh. Yes."
"My 6th kart stolen this year! [sobs] My wife's gonna kill me."
"Hmph. Let's see if these tall poppies know how to smoke a steak."
"Not this time! I've got a backstage pass for you to get up close and personal with my weapon of mass percussion. Come ready to rock!"
"I just need to know if this is lethal!"
"Attention crew: asteroid field ahead, buckle your seatbelts!"
"It's so good to see you guys. It's... been a long time for me."
"[to Cortex] Eh-eh! Looks like somebody needs a little timeout."
"Uh. Got a feelin' I'm not in the bayou no more."
"You smell good enough to eat. Hehe!"
"[inhales] Stagnant water, smells like home."
"[referring to Cortex] Wow, you know, I'm sensing a real fraught history here. How many times have you beaten this clown anyway?"
"Aww, I made all them tablecloths m'self..."
"[as his diner is blown up] Argh! Bastards! I'll get every last one of yas!"
"There we are."
"That's more like it! Now... which way's me diner?"
"[sees a fuse being lit] Uh-oh. [runs into the quantum rift]'"
"Sounds like it's time to kick some N. Tropy butt!"
"Easy, chums. If I was here to fight, you'd be cactus."
"[sees Crash, Coco, and Cortex falling down] Crikey!"
"Ahhh. Time to go home."
"[elbow bumps Crash and chuckles]"
"Yeah. Just tryna get home. I was enjoyin' the retired life, see."
"[slaps N. Tropies with his tail] Bloody dags."
"Oy! What'd I miss?"
"Stop spinning! You’re making me d-d-d-dizzy!"
"Am I a franchise? Could I open a restaurant... in an airport?"
"Hmm... does this mean I have franchise potential?"
"Blimey! Best not to think about that."
"But if I franchise because I saw my future franchise... oh, bollocks, my head hurts!"
"Master, my mechanical marvel will hypnotize you an army!"
"[on TV] Dingo's Diner is back and ready for you! Say g'day to delectable dishes inspired by my interdimensional travels. Enjoy the breeze with our innovative three-wall dining room design. Dingo's Diner: health and safety rated "D"...for "Delicious"!"
"Ugh, strewth! Who cooked it?! Heat was too high. S'why it was all rubbery inside. Subpar grill marks too."
"It looks like we're on route to the Rift Generator. But we'd be a lot faster in... [notices hovercraft] ...that! [Tawna ties Crash and Coco up] What the?! Tawna?"
"Ehehehehe chomp chomp!"
"[Akano drops on his feet] AAAAAAHHHH!!!"
"I like the pickled wumpa leaves."
"You think you're so great with your stupid grin on your stupid face. Stupid!"
"Got it. [referring to Cortex] Our bad guy's had a change of heart too."
"Minion! Leave behind nothing but a smoking crater!"
"Enough with the jumping already! Showoff."
"You said it, Crash."
"But...we're a team... [she and Crash watch Tawna fly away]"
"Admittance to tonight's performance is free. First come, first TORN TO SHREDS!"
"Scurry scurry little rats, or you'll miss the show!"
"We did it!"
"[laughs] How do you like them wumpas?!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!