"Uka Uka unknowingly paved the way for our bright future. Once my Rift Generator is complete, dominion over all of time and space will be within our grasp!"

"Will you stop interrupting my set?!"

"Let's make this fun. Give them a sporting chance."

"And my potion will make me...ahem...them unstoppable!"

"Noooo! Hmm. [blasted off from explosion] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! [falls down] Ow, ow, ow, oh! My beautiful creation..."

"[referring to Uka Uka] Leave him. He served his purpose. [laughs maniacally]"

"At least Uka Uka and I attempt to free us from this prison. I won't sit idly by and listen to your inane ramblings for another decade! And the way you chew."

"[to Cortex] Hush, simpleton."

"How fortunate. You see, I no longer have need for our alliance. I've found a new partner...and a new plan."

"[to Crash, Coco and Lani-Loli] Friends, I have a fun little game for you to play! I've got a reward for the clever bandicoots who can reach my testing grounds. But you'll have to defeat my deadly diabolical creations along the way! [laughs evilly]"

"[to Cortex] I knew you would be unable to handle this...simplest of tasks."

"[to N. Gin and N. Brio] HASTEN YOUR STEPS! By my calculations, our enemies are already moving against us. And we...will...prevail."

"Of course! The Rift Generator has capabilities beyond your meagre imagination. You were content to simply rule over space and time, but I'd rather start from scratch. Erase it all. Wipe the slate clean. I'm going to reset the timeline and rebuild it to my liking. I will become a god, which means you won't exist, and neither will those featherbrained masks, or those meddling marsupials! [laughs evilly]"

"[to his female counterpart] You manage our affairs with such poise."

"You try my patience, Oxide."

"[to N. Oxide] Silence, whelp!"

"Ooh. [throws Tawna to the ground] Let's see what you mongrels can do as a pack!"

"[referring to N. Oxide] Now, now. I'm sure this insect knows how to obey an order."

"Curse you..."

"[referring to Uka Uka] Is he dead?"

"[to N. Oxide] Take your ship to planet Bermugula and be on the lookout for any ships approaching the Rift Generator. We can't afford any unwanted visitors."

"The last time I killed her friends, her screams were exquisite."

"[to Tawna] What's the matter, hero? Couldn't solo this one?"

"[to her original counterpart] Naturally. As do you."

"Crash Bandicoot, at last I, the great Neo Cortex, have you right where I want you. And now the final blow!"

"I can't say I see the appeal of all the jumping you do... but perhaps I don't have the right body for it ...yet."

"...bandicoots."

"[after Tawna leaves] Oh..."