"This dimension was quite p-p-peaceful when I arrived. Unfortunately, my p-p-potions had some... murderous effects on the inhabitants. [sighs] All the better to test you with! Muahahahaha!"

"Stop it stop it stop it stop it!"

"What's taking you imbeciles so long?! Your target's caged, for cripes sake!"

"You're ruining my solo!"

"Prepare for a beat-ing, bandicoots!"

"Alright, all you bloodthirsty lunatics. Put your freaky little hands together for...RAWK-IT HEAD! 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4."

"[to Cortex] You, stay!"

"[after Tawna leaves] Oh..."

"Failure again!"

"Once I perfect my p-p-potion, I'll be strong enough to defeat anyone! Even C-C-C-Corte--ahahahahahahaha! I just need to test my might against... a formidable foe."

"Mmm... nachos."

"Hmm. Hmm. [laughs maniacally] Oh, good! You've arrived! And now for your reward!"

"[sees Crash and Coco unconscious] Hmm? Hmm... AWAKE! Follow."

"Ban-di-coot. Hmm, follow."

"A great power has awoken. Crash, I fear it portends an event of reality-shattering proportions. I feel it emanating from N. Sanity Peak. Quickly, we must go! [Crash, still asleep on the couch, doesn't follow him] Crash. Crash! CRASH! [Aku Aku's shout scares Crash, who wakes up and falls off the couch]"

"Lani-Loli? If the Quantum Masks have returned, then..."

"[to Cortex] Yes."

"Crash? Who is that?"

"So we need the masks to close the rifts?"

"Don't worry. We have a thing where we fight, he loses. It's a well-established dynamic."

"We lost touch in your universe too, huh?"

"[chuckles] What, did we, like, die or something?"

"[hears gong] Ahh! Eeh! So where's the next mask?"

"Uh... Yeah!"

"[interrupts Cortex] But not if we get him first."

"Uh, sorry to interrupt but existence could end at any minute now, so can we please hurry?"

"[notices Dingodile] Dingodile?"

"Got it. [referring to Cortex] Our bad guy's had a change of heart too."

"But...we're a team... [she and Crash watch Tawna fly away]"

"[to the female N. Tropy, referring to Tawna] LET HER GO!"

"He means you, Crash."

"Explains a lot."

"Hmm... [picks up Lani-Loli]"

"Eh. Pffft."

"Haha! [picks up Akano]"

"[Akano drops on his feet] AAAAAAHHHH!!!"

"[sees N. Brio] Ahh!"

"Oh. [chuckles]"

"[as his diner is blown up] Argh! Bastards! I'll get every last one of yas!"

"[inhales] Stagnant water, smells like home."

"Oy! You buggers stay outta my diner!"

"Time for a spring cleanin'."

"Aww, I made all them tablecloths m'self..."

"There we are."

"Uh. Got a feelin' I'm not in the bayou no more."

"You smell good enough to eat. Hehe!"

"[laughs then sighs] Huh? [sees quantum rift] Ahh! Crikey, not again!"

"Run run vroom vroom! Ehehehehehe!"