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"...bandicoots."
"Crash Bandicoot, at last I, the great Neo Cortex, have you right where I want you. And now the final blow!"
"Ban-di-coot. Hmm, follow."
"A great power has awoken. Crash, I fear it portends an event of reality-shattering proportions. I feel it emanating from N. Sanity Peak. Quickly, we must go! [Crash, still asleep on the couch, doesn't follow him] Crash. Crash! CRASH! [Aku Aku's shout scares Crash, who wakes up and falls off the couch]"
"[sees Crash and Coco unconscious] Hmm? Hmm... AWAKE! Follow."
"Mmm... nachos."
"Lani-Loli? If the Quantum Masks have returned, then..."
"We can meet with the others after we've explored. Now, which way are the food trucks?"
"Crash? Who is that?"
"It appears to be a door between dimensions."
"We lost touch in your universe too, huh?"
"[chuckles] What, did we, like, die or something?"
"[referring to the Quantum Masks] Masks."
"Wait, you're not coming?"
"Uh... Yeah!"
"[clears throat] Let's get outta here."
"Uh, sorry to interrupt but existence could end at any minute now, so can we please hurry?"
"Now that we found Ika-Ika, that's all four! What's next?"
"It looks like we're on route to the Rift Generator. But we'd be a lot faster in... [notices hovercraft] ...that! [Tawna ties Crash and Coco up] What the?! Tawna?"
"But...we're a team... [she and Crash watch Tawna fly away]"
"We did it!"
"You said it, Crash."
"Explains a lot."
"YES! Wumpa victory! [Quantum Masks cheer] Hey, Crash, you're in. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!"
"Eh. Pffft."
"[confused] Hmm."
"GAAAAH!!! The show must go on!"
"Paws off the stereo!"
"Will you stop interrupting my set?!"
"[to Cortex] I knew you would be unable to handle this...simplest of tasks."
"You try my patience, Oxide."
"Stay away from my robot! He's fragile."
"Stop it stop it stop it stop it!"
"What's the matter? Don't like DEATH METAL?!"
"Prepare for a beat-ing, bandicoots!"
"Alright, all you bloodthirsty lunatics. Put your freaky little hands together for...RAWK-IT HEAD! 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4."
"You're ruining my solo!"
"My equipment!"
"Are you ready? Start...your...bwaah?! SABOTAGE!!!"
"Attention minions, the bandicoots are in sight! Start the Doom Rig!"
"Run run vroom vroom! Ehehehehehe!"
"A spectacle so incredible you won't believe your eyes, or ears, or failing internal organs!"
"The best show you'll ever see! The LAST show you'll ever see! Ehehehe!"
"What's taking you imbeciles so long?! Your target's caged, for cripes sake!"
"No bandicoots allowed on the drums!"
"How fortunate. You see, I no longer have need for our alliance. I've found a new partner...and a new plan."
"[to his female counterpart] You manage our affairs with such poise."
"Let's see that blood spray!"
"Admittance to tonight's performance is free. First come, first TORN TO SHREDS!"
"Frank! Filthy rodent! Kill my favorite minion will you?!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!