"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
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1980s American filmsSpoof filmsFilms about aviation accidents or incidentsSlapstick filmsAirplane films
Original Language: English
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