Romantic Comedy Films

"Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!"

"I'm just living the dream."

"God darn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!"

"What the fuck do you want?"

"Jeremy tried to seduce me!"

"We had a moment at the dinner table."

"Let's play tummy sticks."

"I'll pop out at the right moment!"

"I'll be in my room painting homo things."

"Would that make you love me?!"

"I made you a painting ... I call the painting 'Celebration'(shows painting). It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."

"Death, you are my Bitch Lover!"

"Sailor! Good Man."

"[about Todd] Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!"

"Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins."

"Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!"

"Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?"

"You know, she's not just another notch on your belt."

"Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"Daiquiris."

"That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!"

"Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?"

"Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!"

"I hope you flip your bike over and knock out your two front teeth, you selfish son-of-a-bitch!"

"I felt like Jodie Foster in 'The Accused'"

"This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!"

"I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid and his name was Shiloh. We used to play checkers with each other every day and bless his heart, Shiloh'd always let me win!"

"You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you!"

"I'm a cocksman!"

"Proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."

"I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup! I love it on pancakes, I love it on pizza! I love to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?"

"Give me a break! That was my first Asian!"

"Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night."

"The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me."

"Lock it up!"

"It feels so good when he jokes."

"I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it."

"I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here."

"I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now."

"I don’t think that you’re appreciating the urgency here. Not only is she a virgin, she’s totally off the reservation. I’m terrified of this broad."

"Did you hear what I just said to you? Stage five? Virgin? Clinger? Let’s go, I’m gonna start the car, I’m serious, let’s go."

"You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!"

"There he is, the big guy!"

"Rule number 76: no excuses. Play like a champion."

"I don't even wear a belt...beltless."

"Oh please! You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer!"

"You better lock it up."

"It's the first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a hail Mary? I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! Look, we've been to a million weddings and you know what? We've rocked them all."

"I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a fucking race horse."

"I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?"