Romantic Comedy Films

"Laura Harring as Mrs. Dunleavy"

"Fred Wolf and the Harlem Globetrotters"

"Reese Witherspoon as Holly Schear (Nicky's Mother)"

"Henry Winkler as Himself"

"Carl Weathers as Chubbs Petersen (playing his character from Happy Gilmore)"

"Bill Walton as Himself"

"George Wallace as Mayor"

"Jackie Titone as Jenna, Holly's best friend"

"Frank Sivero as Alumni Hall Announcer"

"Rob Schneider as the Townie (playing his character from The Waterboy)"

"Regis Philbin as Himself"

"Ozzy Osbourne as Himself"

"Dan Marino as Himself"

"Leah Lail as Christa, Holly's best friend"

"Clint Howard as Andrew "Nipples""

"John Farley as Human Dartboard"

"Ellen Cleghorne as the Mom at the Globetrotters Game"

"Dana Carvey as the referee (Whitey Duvall)"

"Lewis Arquette as Cardinal"

"Robert Smigel as the voice of Mr. Beefy"

"John Witherspoon as the Street Vendor"

"Blake Clark as Jimmy the Demon"

"Jonathan Loughran as John, Nicky's best friend"

"Peter Dante as Peter, Nicky's best friend"

"Rodney Dangerfield as Lucifer Schear, Nicky's paternal grandfather"

"Quentin Tarantino as the Blind Deacon"

"Michael McKean as Chief of Police"

"Jon Lovitz as Peeper (singing the same tune as was sung by his character in The Wedding Singer)"

"Kevin Nealon as Stanley the Gatekeeper"

"Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Jr. as Cassius, Nicky's older half-brother"

"Allen Covert as Todd, Nicky's best friend"

"Rhys Ifans as Adrian, Nicky's older half-brother"

"Harvey Keitel as Satan, Nicky's father"

"Patricia Arquette as Valerie Veran, Nicky's love interest"

"Adam Sandler as Nicky"

"Satan: Now, that was an experience. 'You are only coming through in waves.' That line blows my mind every time. I don't care what mood you're in the start of that song. When it's finished, that mood had been altered."

"Pete: My underwear is so far up my ass, I could taste it!"

"Demon: Popeyes Chicken is the shiznit!"

"Stanley: Now, you're going to see what a big, horny bird actually looks like. In Hell!"

"Stanley: You can't go through there! The fire flows in, not out! [Cassius and Adrian go through fire gate] You really suck!"

"Basketball audience member: Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit!"

"Priest/Adrian: In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to attain the splendor of Heaven…or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat! [hums a silly tune]"

"Peeper: I think Victoria just told me her Secret."

"Hey, Nicky. Cover Winkler in bees. You can do it!"

"You can do it, Ozzy! Bite his freaking head off!"

"You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!"

"Get that crap out of here!"

"Hit the half-time buzzer. I'm tired."

"Ten points off from the Globetrotters on account of the bigmouth!"

"Who gives a shit?"