"[after Johnny gives her an order] Yeah? Well, you wanna hear my 'final word' Mr Push-everyone-around Nogarelli? You may be able to cute some of the chicks in this school, but this chick has been cute by one Johnny Nogarelli for the last time. I may not be the classiest chick in this school, but I'm the best you're ever gonna get. So take it or leave it!"

"[to Stephanie] That jacket you're wearing is T-Bird property. You want to leave the party, leave the jacket at the door."

"[to Stephanie after seeing her with the mysterious biker] I catch you with that punk one more time, I'll rearrange his face! He's a dead man, you know what I'm saying? D-E-D!"

"[singing] I want a whole lot more than the boy next door. I want hell on wheels."

"Not weird weird, but like exciting weird."

"We connected, which is next to impossible in this world. You know that! You can't let a feeling like that pass you by!"

"[to Anna] Can you please stop taking your clothes off around me?"

"The Roots - Themselves"

"Adrian Bouchet - Gus Gus"

"Miriam Margolyes - Maria"

"Joseph Long - Eugenio"

"Martin Hancock - McGruff"

"Beatrice Rosen - Gabrielle la Claire"

"Robert Ashe - Chief of Staff"

"Romance is simply not a feasible option for me right now."

"Jan Goodman - National Security Advisor"

"Zac Benoir - Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff"

"Garrick Hagon - Secretary of State"

"Lewis Hancock - Press Secretary"

"Terence Maynard - Harper"

"Sam Ellis - Phil"

"Tony Jayawardena - White House Guard"

"Caroline Goodall - First Lady Michelle Foster"

"Mark Harmon - President James Foster"

"You know, it's not enough just to be a beauty Morales, you have to be able to appreciate beauty too."

"To answer your question, no, I don't get women like that. I haven't actually had a girlfriend since... well let's just say that women stopped beating down my door the same time that the bangs stopped covering the receding hairline."

"Annabella Sciorra - Special Agent Cynthia Morales"

"Jeremy Piven - Special Agent Alan Weiss"

"Stark Sands - Grant Hillman"

"Matthew Goode - Special Agent Ben Calder"

"Mandy Moore - First Daughter Anna Foster"

"How do you fall in love with the whole world watching?"

"You didn't want me to get hurt, and you were right. I needed protection because people can't be trusted. I learned my lesson."

"Every family has a rebel. Even the First Family."

"Radio Man as himself (Deleted scene only)"

"Being Evil Ain't Easy."

"He's Never Been to Earth, He's Never Even Slept Over Another Dude's House!"

"Be Unafraid. Be Very Unafraid."

"If Your Father Was the Devil, and Your Mother Was an Angel, You'd Be Messed Up, Too."