Radio Shows

"Willie Rushton: "Irish Times: Genesis Good For You""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Times: Nothing Happened Yesterday""

"Graeme Garden: "Daily Mail: Snake Problem At Theme Park - Last Two Visitors Forced To Leave""

"Barry Cryer: "Daily Star: "I'm Over The Moon", Says God""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Lancet: BMA Warn Rib Transplants Can Cause Lumps On Chest""

"Graeme Garden: "The Telegraph: Universe Manufacturer Goes Out Of Business After 6 Days""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: Spiritualist's Weekly: Now There'll Be Fireworks!""

"Graeme Garden: "Exchange & Mart: Will Swap 8 Barrels Of Gunpowder For 1 Asbestos Suit""

"Willie Rushton: "The Sun: Freddie Starr Ate My Banger""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Star: Guy Fawkes It Up""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Guardian: Remember, Remember, The Fourth Of November""

"Graeme Garden: "The Sun: Fuse! What A Scorcher!""

"Willie Rushton: "Financial Times: Boom Fails To Materialise""

"Barry Cryer: "Daily Mail: Government Knives Out For Fawkes""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Sun: French Filly Flambé (translation on page 8)""

"Willie Rushton: "The Cricketer: England Win Ashes""

"Barry Cryer: "Green News: Woodburning French Threat To Ozone Layer""

"Graeme Garden: "The Star: Phew! What a Scorcher!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Daily Mail: "English Hooligans Burnt My Daughter" says Mrs. Arc""

"Willie Rushton: "Le Figaro: French Government Spokesman says "Smoking Can Seriously Damage Your Health"""

"Willie Rushton: "The Star: Kylie Minogue is Star Bird - 'Covet Neighbours Ass'""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Times: Graven Image Manufacturers Protest At New Guidelines""

"Willie Rushton: "New Musical Express: 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' drops to Number 8""

"Graeme Garden: "Express Sport: Moses Names Ten for Sunday""

"Barry Cryer: "Melody Maker: Stones Make Comeback""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Sun: Ten Things You Never Knew You Shouldn't Do""

"Graeme Garden: "The Express: 'I've Stopped Seeing Her', says Oedipus""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Independent: Oedipus Rex blinds himself after marrying his mother, Jocasta""

"Graeme Garden: "Sunday Sport: Alien Spud Stole My Fags""

"Barry Cryer: "The Guardian: Raleigh Helps Queen to Cross Poodle""

"Barry Cryer: "OK! Magazine: Queen's Potato Goes Out - Exclusive Pictures""

"Graeme Garden: "The Sun: Queen says 'Great Shag Walter'""

"Fred MacAulay: "Financial Times: Chancellor admits he may have blundered with 'Tax on Potatoes' scheme""

"Barry Cryer: "The Sun: Goodbye Mr. Chips""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Monte Carlo Times: Rothmans to Sponsor Raleigh""

"Barry Cryer: "Software Weekly: Mouse On Press Gives Caxton New Idea""

"Stephen Fry: "The Sun: Up Yours Gutenberg!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Publishers Weekly: 'Fly Fishing' by J.R. Hartley made possible by good old middle ages""

"Graeme Garden: "Ye Mirror: Monks Down Quills in Protest""

"Barry Cryer: "The Guardian: Caxton Shows Off New Dress""

"Stephen Fry: "The Guardian: Newt Technolody Spills End To Mispronts""

"Graeme Garden: "The News of the World: Phew! What A Scorcher!""

"Barry Cryer: "The Sport: Elvis Seen In Pudding Lane""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Mirror: Thames Water Chief Justifies Bonus At Last""

"Barry Cryer: "The Lancet: Plague Cure A Success""

"Stephen Fry: "Insurance Weekly: Oh Bugger""

"Graeme Garden: "The People: Phew! What A Scorcher!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Financial Times: Capital Goes Up""

"Graeme Garden: "And on page 8 of the Guardian, yesterday's headline "Paula, to be reconstructed by Christopher Wren", should have read "St Pauls, to be reconstructed by Christ knows when"""

"Stephen Fry: "The Guardian: London's Burning - Police Suspect Arse""