Radio Shows

"Graeme Garden: "Caspar the Friendly King.""

"Barry Cryer: "Brecon's Got Talent.""

"Rule 8 is void."

"Lord Govan's Revised Ruleset"

"Rob Brydon: "Dai, Claudius.""

"Glasgow Variation: Inversions are permissible but must be sequential and non-linear."

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Racing from Chepstow.""

"Players found to be outside the lateral may be placed in Knip at the discretion of the Chair."

"Graeme Garden: "Abergavenny Questions.""

"Graeme Garden: "Ebbw Vale Farm.""

"The Chairman will wipe down all surfaces between rounds as usual."

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Alice Lives Here.""

"Barry Cryer: "Strictly Cwm Dancing.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Gone With The Lentil And Butterbean Stew.""

"Graeme Garden: "Mock the Leek.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "The Land That Time Put In A Safe Place.""

"Graeme Garden: "C.S.I. Myfanwy.""

"Rob Brydon: "Mirhondda.""

"Rob Brydon: "News at Tenby.""

"Barry Cryer: "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoing Live.""

"Graeme Garden: "Let's Hope Nobody Comes and Snatches These Bodies.""

"Phill Jupitus: "The Empire Considers Its Response.""

"Graeme Garden: "Begin Camping.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Will There Be Blood?""

"Graeme Garden: "Who Do You Think Thou Art?""

"Tony Hawks: "Au-pair Winfrey.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "When a lady enters a room, always stand with the words 'Blimey, that one shot me right off me seat!'""

"Sandi Toksvig: "When addressed by a member of British royalty, they prefer for you to answer in German.""

"Barry Cryer: "The Glyndebourne Supremacy.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "When shown baby pictures, take an interest saying things like 'I didn't know you two were cousins!' or 'You know you can do wonders with Photoshop!'""

"Tony Hawks: "Only Fools on Horses.""

"Barry Cryer: "The official greeting for Duchess of Kent is 'I hear you go like a tram!'""

"Barry Cryer: "Toff Gear.""

"Graeme Garden: "Merthyr, She Wrote.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Your mother's very attractive. Your brother's strangely attractive.""

"Barry Cryer: "Your hair looks so natural, particularly the left nostril.""

"Tony Hawks: "Never Mind the Peacocks.""

"Willie Rushton: "That was a lovely evening, and with service charge included, that will cost you 250 guineas.""

"Barry Cryer: "Head Gardeners' Question Time.""

"Willie Rushton: "Your place, or back to the sheltered accommodation?""

"Barry Cryer: "Birds of a Feather... Bang!""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Meet the Osbornes.""

"Barry Cryer: "You don't sweat much for a big girl.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "There's something different about you. You're so...alive!""

"Tony Hawks: "Fox News.""

"Graeme Garden: "I would ask you back to my place, but I've got a chainsaw in soak.""

"Barry Cryer: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clwyd.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "LOOK OUT! Just my little joke!""

"Tony Hawks: "Instead of Casualty, Formal Tea.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "My Big Fat Gypsy Trespasser.""