Midlife Crisis Films

"Blake Clark as Coach"

"Ada-Nicole Sanger as Donna Lamonsoff"

"China Anne McClain as Charlotte McKenzie"

"Cameron Boyce as Keithie Feder"

"Joyce Van Patten as Gloria Hillard"

"Dan Patrick as Norby the Ride Guy (uncredited)"

"Nadji Jeter as Andre McKenzie"

"What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?"

"B.D. Wong - Howard Weinstein"

"Eugene Levy - Mr. Habib"

"Martin Short - Franck Eggelhoffer"

"Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks"

"George Newbern - Bryan Mackenzie"

"Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks-Mackenzie"

"Diane Keaton - Nina Banks"

"Steve Martin - George Banks"

"Expect the unexpected."

"Just When His World Is Back To Normal... He's In For The Surprise Of His Life!"

"How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's going to sound like a law firm."

"Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. This is the 90s."

"Two Vastnick is like, "Bye, George! See you next Thursday!""

"Father of the bride and a baby? GET OUT OF TOWN."

"[talking about his baby's name] Franck Banks - has sort of a continental ring to it."

"Now, going to the movies. That'll be economical: one child, two seniors. Thanks."

"Mr. Habib, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm going to be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I want to drive down that street and I want to pull into this driveway and I want to honk my horn..."

"What are we, the Schmaltz family?"

"We could sell this house is a second. It's the Leave It To Beaver house that everybody wants."

"Diane Keaton as Erica Barry"

"KaDee Strickland as Kristen"

"Rachel Ticotin as Dr. Martinez"

"Paul Michael Glaser as Dave Klein"

"Jon Favreau as Leo"

"Frances McDormand as Zoe"

"Amanda Peet as Marin Klein"

"Keanu Reeves as Julian Mercer"

"Jack Nicholson as Harry Sanborn"

"Patrick Stewart - Mr. Perdue"

"Iman - Cynthia"

"Sam McMurray - Morris Frost"

"Kevin Pollak - Frank Swan"

"Susan Forristal - Ariel"

"Sarah Jessica Parker - SanDeE"

"Marilu Henner - Trudi"

"Richard E. Grant - Roland Mackey"

"Victoria Tennant - Sara McDowel"

"Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher"

"Maitre D: You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"

"Forget for this moment the smog and the cars and the restaurant and the skating and remember only this. A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."

"[calling the restaurant] Hello, L'Idiot? Yes, I'd like to make reservations for two for Friday. Saturday? Sunday? Ah good. Eight-thirty. Five-thirty or ten-thirty? Um, five-thirty. Visa... I'm a weatherman... yes, I'm on TV! Renting... I just sold a condo... yes, in this "soft market"... well, I don't see how that's any of your... the low fifties."

"I've been thinking about myself and I think I can become the kind of person that's worth you staying for. First of all, I'm a man who can cry. Now it's true, it's usually when I've hurt myself, but it's a start."