Father of the Bride Part II

"B.D. Wong - Howard Weinstein"

"George Newbern - Bryan Mackenzie"

"Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks"

"Martin Short - Franck Eggelhoffer"

"Eugene Levy - Mr. Habib"

"What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?"

"[talking about his baby's name] Franck Banks - has sort of a continental ring to it."

"Father of the bride and a baby? GET OUT OF TOWN."

"Two Vastnick is like, "Bye, George! See you next Thursday!""

"Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. This is the 90s."

"How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's going to sound like a law firm."

"Just When His World Is Back To Normal... He's In For The Surprise Of His Life!"

"Expect the unexpected."

"Steve Martin - George Banks"

"Diane Keaton - Nina Banks"

"Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks-Mackenzie"

"Now, going to the movies. That'll be economical: one child, two seniors. Thanks."

"What are we, the Schmaltz family?"

"Mr. Habib, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm going to be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I want to drive down that street and I want to pull into this driveway and I want to honk my horn..."

"We could sell this house is a second. It's the Leave It To Beaver house that everybody wants."