Grown Ups (2010 film)

"Where is Saskatchatoon?"

"We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed."

"I bet you $5.00 he gets on one knee."

"Shift, shift."

"Higgins, don't say that."

"You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?"

"Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26."

"If I don't make it to the funeral, tell the police it was Arlene from Applebee's."

"Hey. What's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were going to start working out."

"Um... you're fat."

"Oh, grody."

"Hey, Y. Where's MCA?"

"[to Deanne's mother] What, are you going in the electric chair?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell... Mexico."

"Is that making me horny? Yes!"

"I'm horny too!"

"Why didn't you tell us she gets it?"

"Ahh bad turtle!"

"And this must be your mother."

"I'm sorry!"

"Your son is so cute. How old is he?"

"Typical men. They put it in and take it out like bitch why you take it out, and then trade it in for some cow."

"As long as I am the last."

"Hey, guys! Motion 78!"

"That's what I've been trying to say all along."

"I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardhashian in there."

"You broke my heart!"

"[talking about Jasmaine Hilliard and Rob] How do you get that... from that?"

"[(seeing Bridget, Rob's resemblance daughter] Now, that makes sense."

"[looking at Jasmine's butt, as she is trying to fix the car bending over] I hope that car never gets fixed."

"No, I'm the black guy and you're the other black guy"

"Dude, did you seriously just land on that bird?"

"Mommy, I want some milk."

"Mommy, can I have some of her milk?"

"I thought we were going to get wasted."

"You're wasting it!"

"I want mommy's milk!"

"I want mommy's milk."

"I'm just like daddy."

"Piece of crap car."

"[talking to Rob about the broken car] My old man lent me this turd."

"[seeing Jasmine being sprayed with air by the car's bonnet] Hoochie Mama."

"Boys will be boys... some longer than others."

"Adam Sandler as Lenny Feder"

"Kevin James as Eric Lamonsoff"

"Chris Rock as Kurt McKenzie"

"David Spade as Marcus "Higgy" Higgins"

"Rob Schneider as Rob Hillard"

"Salma Hayek as Roxanne Chase-Feder"

"Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff"