Bridesmaids (2011 film)

"You're really doing it, aren't ya? You're shitting in the street!"

"It's coming out of me like lava!"

"This is some classy sh-... [burp] I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of."

"I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."

"Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards."

"[to Annie, after sex] This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick."

"Kristen Wiig - Annie Walker"

"Maya Rudolph - Lillian Donovan"

"Rose Byrne - Helen Harris III"

"Melissa McCarthy - Megan Price"

"Wendi McLendon-Covey - Rita"

"Ellie Kemper - Becca"

"Chris O'Dowd - Officer Rhodes"

"Jill Clayburgh - Annie's mother"

"Jon Hamm - Ted (uncredited)"

"Rebel Wilson - Brynn"

"Matt Lucas - Gil"

"Andy Buckley - Perry Harris"

"Jessica St. Clair - Whitney"

"Melanie Hutsell - Carol"

"Michael Hitchcock - Don"

"Tim Heidecker - Doug Price"