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"Seriously?! Lady Gaga's toad."

"Bob Barker's bruised ballsack!"

"I... doubt it."

"Kirito... this isn't your fault- your fault- your fault- your fault-"

"Enjoy this while you can. It's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman!"

"Wait... NononononoNO!"

"Do not fear, my friends... Corvatz... can never... die."

"I mean sure, this looks bad now, but given time, I think we'll all look back at this and laAAAA-!"

"...R-Really?"

"I'm sorry... I was such a burden..."

"Uh... whaddya know? Looks like it's finally my turn... to make you cry. It's okay... go on... cry... cry your little bitch tears..."

"What? No, Mythbusters. What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"

"Oh... I was so happy there for a second."

"Hey, hold up. Anyone see where that filthy Spriggan wenAAAAAAAAAAAH--!"

"I'm sorry, Jim."

"SPOOOOOOOOCK!"

"I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer."

"Draw. [Clint Eastwood: You draw.] Well, it's not my best work."

"[Wolverine: Adamantium cuts vibranium.] Damn it! I failed fictional chemistry!"

"Quicksilver...you...idiot!"

"Flame off."

"Die, White Walker!"

"Die, Snow."

"Die, tribute."

"No, no, wait! I'm not an alien! I'm human! I...gyah, why won't this helmet come off!?"

"FREEEEEEEEEDOM!"

"Want to trade shields?"

"AHHHH! What the hell!?"

"That's why I shoot first."

"Time to die, replicant!"

"You're all under arrest."

"Oh, I hope this can be buffed out. Oy."

"See ya later, Terminator!"

"Your monster cannot help you now."

"Use the Force, Rey. Let go."

"Yee-haw! I'm finally livin' up to my name!"

"I'm coming, Scarlet! Just give me twelve days to get there!"

"I hate bugs."

"Puny human."

"Autobots, roll out!"

"Thank God he remembered to wear his underpants."

"I hate doctors."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

"Doctor Manhattan, if you truly believe life is meaningless, there's only one way to prove it to yourself and everyone else."

"Your logic is sound, Professor."

"Fascinating technology. Does it come in black?"

"Oh, thank God. I thought you were gonna..."

"There's plenty of puddin' to go around, sugar."

"Do you like scary YouTube videos?"

"Here's Johnny!"