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"Wrong... Button..."
"That's one for the Fail Blog."
"Sephiroth... [Cackles maniacally]"
"So many guys joined for selfish reasons. Only wanting strength and power so they can push around the weak. But you and me, we joined because we wanted that strength and power to help others. That’s what it means to me...to be a First Class SOLDIER. But more importantly...to me...that’s what it means to be a-"
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"Well, so much for that idea."
"No, no! Meesa stay! Meesa comic relief. Meesa bring farts and clumsy times! (Qui-Gon: That won't be necessary.) Oh, but it is. 'Tis demanded by the Gods it is!"
"But mostly to save your own skin, correct?"
"Precisely."
"That does it. From this point on, I'm out. We are so broken up. All of us!"
"Here I come, Pete. I'll help you save the day. No matter what I'll help you-BIRD!"
"Oh, dang, he was telling the truth."
"Here, take my parts, and you will become the greatest Autobot that everyone wishes you to be. Fulfill your destiny!"
"Very well, I'll bide my time. And as or you my fine lady, just try to stay out of my way, just try. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog t-"
"Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission to explore strange new world. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone bef-"
"Captain, even if we survive, it is unpredictable when or where the ship will emerge on the other side."
"Aye, aye, sir."
"We are still caught in the gravitational pull."
"CAPTAIN, PLEASE!!!"
"Jim, if you make me say "I'm a doctor, not a magician", I'm gonna come up there and punch you in the-"
"I know, but, even the cannon?"
"(Iron Man: Well, if you say it's more advanced, then by all means I guess I'll just surrender my- TANK MISSILE!) Careful, man! That's a brand new suit here!"
"AAAUUGHHHHHH!!! I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!"
"Oh, I hope my girlfriend is still alive!"
"We've gotz ze grail! We've gotz ze grail! We've gotz ze grail!"
"Ooh! Right in the- oh dear."
"(Harry: It's over!) It's never over! Avada Kadav-!"
"I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. I-"
"Or we could just burn him. Isn't that the purpose of having flamethrower arms? Ow, Jisus!"
"Fitzle fire. Fitzle fire."
"Uh, she- lost the will to live?"
"You lied to me! I'll kill you! Get over here!"
"That water looks awfully cold."
"I did not consider the cold. Or the rocks."
"Wait, what?"
"Did he just blow up the mothership?"
"Yeah? Is that bad?"
"What The?!"
"Just this weird note I found taped to these rocks we passed: "Don't look, or it takes you." (Glimmer: Well, that's strange.) What do you think it means?"
"Guys? Hello? Something really weird's going on... Ah!"
"Where are you, you bald creep? C'mon, where are you- gah!"
"I'll just hide in the bathroom. I'll hide in the-"
"I'm being eaten alive!"
"Who keeps banging that drum?"
"I just wanted to hunt other children!"
"I did it. Woo-hoo! District Twelve, I win!"
"Who are you? Get away from me! Noooooooo!"
"You fucking bastard!!"
"[Gabriel: You were so close, David. You had it all figured out. The stage was all set for you; yet you still managed to follow the Shepherd.] Who brought you? [Gabriel: I really have to hand it to you; you managed to live your entire life completely clueless. You are a fool. Your existence has meant nothing! Only a matter of time before I move on to your little cop friend. He seems like an easy target.] You're not real; you aren't going to accomplish anything. [Gabriel: Oh, David... you have already done all of my bidding for me!]"
"This is a generous beating!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!