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"Thanks to teams @WADeptHealth @KCPubHealth for collaborative work on this first confirmation of #monkeypox in #Washington state - we continue to monitor this matter together..."
"We are deeply sorry about the pain these statements, and the attention they are drawing, are causing the family, we've been working to expand existing product features and policies so we can more effectively address things like this going forward, and we hope to have those changes in place shortly."
"Twitter is actively preparing to support the transition of w:White House institutional Twitter accounts on January 20th, 2021. As we did for the presidential transition in 2017, this process is being done in close consultation with the w:National Archives and Records Administration."
"Voter fraud of any kind is exceedingly rare in the US, election experts confirm"
"! This claim about election fraud is disputed"
"As a result of the unprecedented and ongoing violent situation in Washington, D.C., we have required the removal of three @realDonaldTrump Tweets that were posted earlier today for repeated and severe violations of our Civic Integrity policy"
"This means that the account of @realDonaldTrump will be locked for 12 hours following the removal of these Tweets. If the Tweets are not removed, the account will remain locked."
"After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them â specifically how they are being received and interpreted on and off Twitter â we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence"
"Elonâs appointment to the board was to become officially effective on 4/9, but Elon shared that same morning that he would not be joining the board. I believe this is for the best."
"HB20 would compel platforms to disseminate all sorts of objectionable viewpoints, such as Russiaâs propaganda claiming that its invasion of Ukraine is justified, ISIS propaganda claiming that extremism is warranted, neo-Nazi or KKK screeds denying or supporting the Holocaust, and encouraging children to engage in risky or unhealthy behavior like eating disorders."
"I donât have confidence in management."
"Too many twits make a twat."
"I Don't Look at Twitter Because It Doesn't Tell Me Anything."
"Twitter hates comedy. It hates truth. It hates free speech. And it hates the American People, because they refuse to be docile sheep."
"They [Twitter] are not principled in this. They have so much garbage and filth on that platform all the time. They did not censor people when they are using those platforms or the rioting that occurred over the summer."
"A million fucking message boards, email, Twitter, any number of free tools, being limited only by time and your imagination? If Iâd had the internet in 1988 I WOULD OWN AN ENTIRE COUNTRY BY NOW AND WOULD PUT HUNDREDS OF YOU TO DEATH EACH DAY JUST FOR FUN AND IT WOULD BE THE LAW."
"Specific threats of violence or wishing for serious physical harm, death, or disease to an individual or group of people is in violation of our policies. Our new changes include more types of related content including: Accounts that affiliate with organizations that use or promote violence against civilians to further their causes. Groups included in this policy will be those that identify as such or engage in activity â both on and off the platform â that promotes violence. This policy does not apply to military or government entities and we will consider exceptions for groups that are currently engaging in (or have engaged in) peaceful resolution."
"Running an ad-free website where millions of people gather every day to discuss facts and update scores of pages is a monumental task. Itâs incredible that Wikipedia doesnât often go down and has few technical problems. Most of the time, Wikipedia works without issue. The same is not true for X (formerly known as Twitter)."
"Regardless, this new research shows that Wikipedia editors of different opinions have strived for consensus over time. That's opposed to Facebook or Twitter, where people are siloed into their own self-reinforcing echo chambers. ... Consider this a version of the âmiracle of aggregationâ â that large groups of people are able to act rationally and solve problems despite having vastly different interests."
"That you cannot argue with 30 million people on Twitter I will grant you, which is why nobody is asking anybody to do that. But do you know what you can do with 30 million people on Twitter? You can wait one afternoon. People can be ruthless on social media, but they also have the long-term memory of goldfish. The whole cycleâthe controversy, the apology, the rash of takes about the apology, the rash of takes about the takes about the apology, and the redemptionâlives its lifespan so quickly you could miss one completely if you flew from New York to LA and didnât spring for the Gogo in-flight WiFi. If you make a piece of art, and Twitter registers its displeasure with it, you can either stomp your feet and quit the game forever, orâI promise you this is trueâgo to the gym for a couple hours."
"The offensive attitudes and statements discovered on James' Twitter feed are indefensible and inconsistent with our studio's values, and we have severed our business relationship with him."
"No official directive at all, and I donât think Iâve ever tweeted anything that bad. But itâs nine years of stuff written largely off the cuff as ephemera, if trolls scrutinizing it for ammunition is the new normal, this seems like a âwhy not?â move."
"I think there are times that the other side does it to get you caught."
"Thereâs no way that this is just happening randomly."
"I do think it was not correct to ban Donald Trump"
"Without significant subscription revenue, there is a good chance Twitter will not survive the upcoming economic downturn. We need roughly half of our revenue to be subscription."
"Much of the stuff on Twitter or in op-ed pieces is all the more embarrassing for having been written from a presumed position of great intellectual superiority..."
"People are always criticizing Twitter. "Twitter is crazy!" they say. I think that's misguided. Twitter is simply an avenue -- there are many -- by which people reveal who they are."
"I complained to Twitter about the man who, pretending to be me, commended the Charleston racist murderer. Twitter responded: âWe have determined that itâs not in violation of Twitterâs impersonation policy.â I felt a flash of rage. Every time an online shaming occurred Twitter and Google made money. Whereas those of us doing the actual shaming? We got nothing. Twitter suddenly felt uncaring, intimidating, even dangerous. We were unpaid shaming interns for a company that didnât care about us. I quit Twitter. The world outside Twitter was great. I read books. I reconnected with people I knew from real life and met them for drinks in person. Then I drifted back on to Twitter."
"If Shakespeare were alive today, he might be writing on Twitter."
"Twitter is the peopleâs tool, the tool of the ordinary people, people who have no other resources."
"If youâve ever been to the monkey house in one of those awful downscale zoos, you know what monkeys â these particular monkeys â are like: They jerk off and fling poo all day, generally using the same hand for both, and they donât do a hell of a lot else, unless thereâs McDonaldâs. All day: jerk off, fling poo, jerk off, fling poo, jerk, fling, jerk, fling. Twitter, basically."
"That is the central tenet of twenty- first-century Western philosophy: âI tweet, therefore I am.â"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwĂźrdig geformten HĂśhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschĂśpft, das Abenteuer an dem groĂen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurĂźck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grĂśĂte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!