"There is a beauty beyond the senses, Nefretiri. Beauty like the quiet of green valleys and still waters. Beauty of the spirit that you cannot understand."

"It would take more than a man to lead the slaves from bondage. It would take a god. And I am no god, I am but a man. A man who asks by what right any man may enslave another of a different race or creed. But if I could free these people, I would."

"A city is made of brick, Pharaoh. The strong make many. The starving make few. The dead make none. So much for accusations."

"I do not know what power shapes my way, but my feet are set upon a road that I must follow."

"...they didn't make history, they stole it!"

"Peter Vaughan - Winston the Ogre"

"Ralph Richardson - Supreme Being"

"Ian Holm - Napoleon"

"Shelley Duvall - Pansy"

"Sean Connery - King Agamemnon/Fireman"

"John Cleese - Robin Hood"

"Michael Palin - Vincent"

"Tiny Ross - Vermin"

"Jack Purvis - Wally"

"Mike Edmonds - Og"

"Malcolm Dixon - Strutter"

"Kenny Baker - Fidgit"

"David Rappaport - Randall"

"Craig Warnock - Kevin"

"David Warner - Evil"

"All the dreams you've ever had - and not just the good ones..."

"You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?"

"You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?"

"Stand by for mind control!"

"Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while."

"I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!"

"Well I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim."

"They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution."

"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."

"Fine! The gloves are off God! C'mon, lemme see a little wrath! Smite me, O mighty smiter! You're the one who should be fired! The only one around here not doing his job is You! ANSWER ME!!!"

"Tony Bennett - Himself"

"Sally Kirkland - Anita Mann"

"Mark Kiely - Fred Donohue"

"Paul Satterfield - Dallas Coleman"

"Eddie Jemison - Bobby"

"Nora Dunn - Ally Loman"

"Steve Carell - Evan Baxter"

"Lisa Ann Walter - Debbie"

"Catherine Bell - Susan Ortega"

"Philip Baker Hall - Jack Baylor"

"Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly"

"Morgan Freeman - God"

"Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan"

"The guy next door just became the man upstairs."

"If you could be God for one week, what would you do?"

"In Bruce We Trust?"

"He's got the power."