Bruce Almighty

"I am Bruce Almighty! My will be done!"

"Fine! The gloves are off God! C'mon, lemme see a little wrath! Smite me, O mighty smiter! You're the one who should be fired! The only one around here not doing his job is You! ANSWER ME!!!"

"[breaks down upon seeing Grace pray so hard] You win. I'm done. Please, I don't wanna do this anymore. I don't wanna be God! I want You to decide what's right for me! I SURRENDER TO YOUR WILL!"

"Parting your soup is not a miracle, Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want Me to do everything for them, but what they don't realize is, they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle."

"R EWE BLIND"

"LOOK TO YOURSELF"

"LIFE IS JUST"

"THY KINGDUMB COME"

"ALL FOR WON"

"GOD BEE GOOD HONEY"

"Bruce: (with his own sign) WHATEVER HE SAID →"

"ARMAGEDON OUTA HERE"

"He's got the power."

"In Bruce We Trust?"

"If you could be God for one week, what would you do?"

"The guy next door just became the man upstairs."

"Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan"

"Morgan Freeman - God"

"Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly"

"Philip Baker Hall - Jack Baylor"

"Catherine Bell - Susan Ortega"

"Lisa Ann Walter - Debbie"

"Steve Carell - Evan Baxter"

"Nora Dunn - Ally Loman"

"Eddie Jemison - Bobby"

"Paul Satterfield - Dallas Coleman"

"Mark Kiely - Fred Donohue"

"Sally Kirkland - Anita Mann"

"Tony Bennett - Himself"