Films Directed By Dennis Dugan

"Jimmy Tatro as Frat Boy"

"Steve Buscemi as Wiley"

"Shaquille O'Neal as Officer Fluzzo"

"Tim Meadows as Malcolm"

"Jake Goldberg as Greg Feder"

"Norm Macdonald as Geezer"

"I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardhashian in there."

"Hey, guys! Motion 78!"

"Colin Quinn as Dickie Bailey"

"Steve Buscemi as Wiley"

"That's what I've been trying to say all along."

"Tim Meadows as Malcolm"

"Madison Riley as Jasmine Hillard"

"Typical men. They put it in and take it out like bitch why you take it out, and then trade it in for some cow."

"Jamie Chung as Amber Hillard"

"As long as I am the last."

"Your son is so cute. How old is he?"

"You broke my heart!"

"Ashley Loren as Bridget Hillard"

"Blake Clark as Coach"

"[talking to Rob about the broken car] My old man lent me this turd."

"Ahh bad turtle!"

"[seeing Jasmine being sprayed with air by the car's bonnet] Hoochie Mama."

"And this must be your mother."

"Why didn't you tell us she gets it?"

"Piece of crap car."

"Maya Rudolph as Deanne McKenzie"

"[talking about Jasmaine Hilliard and Rob] How do you get that... from that?"

"I want mommy's milk."

"Ada-Nicole Sanger as Donna Lamonsoff"

"I'm horny too!"

"I'm just like daddy."

"I'm sorry!"

"Di Quon as Rita"

"Mommy, I want some milk."

"Mommy, can I have some of her milk?"

"Hey, Y. Where's MCA?"

"[to Deanne's mother] What, are you going in the electric chair?"

"Dude, did you seriously just land on that bird?"

"Oh, grody."

"I thought we were going to get wasted."

"[(seeing Bridget, Rob's resemblance daughter] Now, that makes sense."

"[looking at Jasmine's butt, as she is trying to fix the car bending over] I hope that car never gets fixed."

"Hey. What's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were going to start working out."

"Um... you're fat."

"No, I'm the black guy and you're the other black guy"

"Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell... Mexico."

"You're wasting it!"

"You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?"

"Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26."