Saving Silverman

"And a beer bong for the lady?"

"Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho."

"I brought you some more videos. You got your choice: porn or monster trucks. And I got one that's both."

"[arm wrestling with Wayne] You've got quite a grip. You must be a heavy masturbator. My guess is three times a day? I bet you're a premature ejaculator. You start off with a big bang. Before you know it, you're limp. [wins the match] I win, you lose. Now get out."

"Tonight Mr. Chang gets lucky. Young lady, so horny, so impatient...Oh, scrotum!"

"There's no fight left in you boys. You're nutless. You been pussified."

"They swore nothing could come between them. Then she came along."

"From the director of "Big Daddy"."

"2 Best Friends + 1 Girlfriend = WAR"

"They swore nothing would come between them. Then evil walked in the door"

"They've sworn to save Silverman."

"Jason Biggs — Darren Silverman"

"Steve Zahn — Wayne Lefessier"

"Jack Black — J.D. McNugent"

"Amanda Peet — Judith Fessbeggler-Lefessier, Wayne’s wife"

"R. Lee Ermey — Coach Norton, J.D.’s husband"

"Amanda Detmer — Sandy Perkus-Silverman, Darren’s wife"

"Neil Diamond — Himself"

"Kyle Gass — Bar Guy"