The Benchwarmers

"I love beef stew!"

"Hold on my moms texting me...No Way! We're having macaroni tonight that means garlic bread.. Yes!!"

"Is bad ass one or two words?"

"What are steroids? "Somtehing that makes your pee pee small"..... There must be steroids in macaroni!"

"For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER! [cries]"

"Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie."

"Richie told me about that killer lose in the neighborhood, He is killing anyone named Howie! That’s my name, That’s My Name!"

"Howie, you're a pp."

"Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha."

"If you build it, nerds will come."

"Richie: I... love... salad."

"Old Man At The Video Store: I smell Cinnamon rolls..."

"Gus: My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties."

"Rob Schneider as Gus"

"David Spade as Richie"

"Jon Heder as Clark"

"Jon Lovitz as Mel"

"Nick Swardson as Howie"

"Craig Kilborn as Jerry"

"Molly Sims as Liz"

"Tim Meadows as Wayne"

"Amaury Nolasco as Carlos"

"Bill Romanowski as Karl"

"Reggie Jackson as Himself"

"Max Padro as Nelson"

"Danny McCarthy as Troy"

"Sean Salisbury as Brad"

"Matt Weinberg as Kyle"

"John P. Farley as Swimmer Boy"

"Terry Crews as Steven (Poker Guy #1)"

"Dennis Dugan as Coach Bellows"

"Joe Gnoffo as Marcus Elwood"