"It was quite a wedding and as I stood there watching I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago. Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding. But there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who's been standing beside you all along."

"[on the phone] Oh,sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend, of course you're at the very top of my maid of honor list, honestly..... [looks at list] Carla..... Caitlyn?"

"[to Liv] Your wedding will be huge, just like your ass at prom."

"[on the phone] Erin, no, I did not sleep with him. Alright, okay, I did actually, once....... twice...... What difference does it make? He was a loser and he was lousy........ You did? Really? I didn't hear..... Two kids! Wow, you guys must have really cute kids..... Uhhh.. yeah tell him I said "Hi" and actually I'm hopping into a cab so I'm gonna give you a call a little later..."

"Judy Greer - Casey"

"You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my awesome work party?"

"I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."

"Wanna find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?"

"Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind."

"You kind of look like a shiny mermaid."

"You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!"

"I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding."

"That's great. I spend two days in bed with a guy and you get flowers."

"He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda". If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?"

"What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?"

"Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap."

"Ooh, you clean up good. I might even be into you."

"If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now."

"Katherine Heigl - Jane Nichols"

"James Marsden - Kevin Doyle"

"Malin Ackerman - Tess Nichols"

"Edward Burns - George"

"Brian Kerwin - Hal Nichols"

"Maulik Pancholy - Trent"

"Krysten Ritter - Gina"

"David Castro - Pedro"