Films About Weddings

"I'll pop out at the right moment!"

"I'll be in my room painting homo things."

"Would that make you love me?!"

"I made you a painting ... I call the painting 'Celebration'(shows painting). It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."

"Death, you are my Bitch Lover!"

"Sailor! Good Man."

"[about Todd] Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!"

"Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins."

"Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!"

"Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?"

"You know, she's not just another notch on your belt."

"Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"Daiquiris."

"That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!"

"Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?"

"Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!"

"I hope you flip your bike over and knock out your two front teeth, you selfish son-of-a-bitch!"

"I felt like Jodie Foster in 'The Accused'"

"This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!"

"I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid and his name was Shiloh. We used to play checkers with each other every day and bless his heart, Shiloh'd always let me win!"

"You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you!"