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"That's the safehouse?"
"O, shiitake mushrooms."
"I'm toast."
"Looks more like an outhouse."
"That's because I'm mad! You kidnapped my parents, made psycho robot children, and swallowed up my sister!"
"(upon finding his father as a cartoon character) That's my Fooglie! The one I drew. It's Dad."
"Thank you Minion. Now all I have to do is to make them work for real."
"[repeated line] You watch my show!"
"[repeated line] Cut!"
"[sings] You can all be free; free; you can all be free, if you dream, if you dream… my dream!"
"From sweaty hands sprout warts. Do you know why you have sweaty hands?"
"You don't look very scared to me."
"Ah! But I didn't want any of that."
"Ah! Of course!"
"Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez (Carmen & Juni's father)"
"Carla Gugino as Ingrid Cortez (Carmen & Juni's mother)"
"Alan Cumming as Fegan Floop"
"Teri Hatcher as Ms. Tatiana Gradenko, Floop's henchwoman"
"Cheech Marin as Felix Gumm"
"Robert Patrick as Frederick Lisp, Floop's henchman"
"Tony Shalhoub as Alexander Minion, Floop's second henchman"
"Alexa Vega as Carmen Cortez"
"Daryl Sabara as Juni Cortez, Carmen's younger brother"
"George Clooney as Devlin"
"Mike Judge as Donnagon Giggles / Donnamight"
"Ingrid (wife)"
"Carmen (daughter)"
"Juni (son)"
"Keegan and Logan Hoover as Peter Plummer"
"Brad Garrett as Vice Principal Dwayne Murney"
"Carol Kane as Helga Popescu"
"Scott Thompson as the director of a local production of The Sound of Music"
"Morgan York as Lulu Plummer"
"Chris Potter as Captain Bill Fawcett"
"Max Thieriot as Seth Plummer"
"Brittany Snow as Zoe Plummer"
"Faith Ford as Julie Plummer"
"Lauren Graham as Claire Fletcher"
"Vin Diesel as Lieutenant Shane Wolfe"
"Claire Fletcher vs Mr. Chun (final defeat)"
"Julie Plummer vs Mrs. Chun (final battle)"
"Shane Wolfe vs Bill Fawcett (final battle)"
"Prepare for bottle. Prepare for battle."
"Prepare for bottle."
"This Navy S.E.A.L. Meets His Match."
"Welcome to the infantry."
"Land! Solid land!!"
"Mung-Ling Tsui as Mrs. Chun"
"Dennis Akayama as Mr. Chun"
"Tate Donovan as Howard Plummer"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!