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"There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion."
"I just had a horrible thought... I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life with myself."
"Nick, I like you. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
"Don't be awkward. Socialize."
"[in the bathroom] Please. Please, god, help me. Why do I even bother? Why do I even... You've never given me one thing. Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more. [she reaches for toilet paper, but there is none left.]"
"Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. “I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness. It sounds so relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers.”"
"Life's about taking risks. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there."
"Darian: Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? You gotta get over it!"
"Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine Franklin"
"Haley Lu Richardson - Krista"
"Blake Jenner - Darian"
"Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner"
"Kyra Sedgwick - Mona"
"Hayden Szeto - Erwin Kim"
"Eric Keenleyside - Tom"
"Laine MacNeil - TCBY Yogurt Girl"
"Katie Stuart - Jeannie"
"Alexander Calvert - Nick Mossman"
"Meredith Monroe - Greer"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂźer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!