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"Never show up to a wedding without a present."
"I’m also guaranteed one carrier pigeon message, it’s the law."
"Georgette Reilly as Agent Stepmother, the head of the Secret Magic Control Agency"
"This is no way to treat family."
"Only three more days until my birthday!"
"Valery Smekalov as Hansel"
"Why are you standing still? Go and save the King."
"The King has been kidnapped."
"Guards save me."
"You’re keeping magical creatures in cages? This is forbidden."
"If the King is not at his birthday celebration in two days, it will lead to panic, chaos and more panic."
"Meredith Monroe - Greer"
"Eric Keenleyside - Tom"
"Hayden Szeto - Erwin Kim"
"Laine MacNeil - TCBY Yogurt Girl"
"Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner"
"Kyra Sedgwick - Mona"
"Katie Stuart - Jeannie"
"Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine Franklin"
"Darian: Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? You gotta get over it!"
"Haley Lu Richardson - Krista"
"Blake Jenner - Darian"
"Alexander Calvert - Nick Mossman"
"Nick, I like you. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
"Don't be awkward. Socialize."
"I just had a horrible thought... I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life with myself."
"[in the bathroom] Please. Please, god, help me. Why do I even bother? Why do I even... You've never given me one thing. Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more. [she reaches for toilet paper, but there is none left.]"
"There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion."
"Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. “I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness. It sounds so relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers.”"
"Life's about taking risks. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there."
"Maybe Dad didn't abandon us. Maybe he just forgot who we were."
"[watching a silent movie; a woman walks onscreen] See, she's making me my dinner!"
"We're not in therapy now—we're in real life."
"We don't have to go after him, Wendy; we're not in a Sam Shepard play."
"[watching a movie] That son of a bitch was always picking on me."
"Rosemary Murphy - Doris Metzger"
"Gbenga Akinnagbe - Jimmy"
"Tonye Patano - Mrs. Robinson"
"Cara Seymour - Kasia"
"Peter Friedman - Larry"
"Guy Boyd - Bill Lachman"
"Philip Bosco - Lenny Savage"
"Debra Monk - Nancy Lachman"
"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Jon Savage"
"David Zayas - Eduardo"
"Laura Linney - Wendy Savage"
"Juni (son)"
"Ah! Of course!"
"Ah! But I didn't want any of that."
"You don't look very scared to me."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!