Films About Dysfunctional Families

"Don Johnson – Richard Drysdale"

"That... was the dumbest car chase of all time."

"OK, don't answer that if you're going to puke. Please."

"(questioned about Jacob) He's an alt-right dipstick troll."

"Wait a minute - I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you!"

"M. Emmet Walsh – Mr. Proofroc"

"Toni Collette – Joni Thrombey"

"Oh they're my family. I feel simultaneously freed by and supported by them, that balance of opposites is the nugget of Flam."

"Everyone has a motive. No one has a clue."

"I'm not playing to beat you, I'm playing to build a beautiful pattern."

"You want my insight into this family? None of them are murderers. That's my insight."

"Oh just shut up! Shut up with that Kentucky-fried Foghorn Leghorn drawl!"

"We are the Thrombeys, goddammit! This is still our house!...Isn't it?"

"Jang Hye-jin – Kim Chung-sook, mother of the Kim family and housekeeper"

"- Park Dong-ik, father of the Park family"

"- Choi Yeon-gyo, mother of the Park family"

"[to Marta] Were you boinking my father?"

"What are you, a family of charlatans?"

"Song Kang-ho - Kim Ki-taek, father of the Kim family and Park family chauffeur"

"- Kim Ki-woo, son of the Kim family and Da-hye's English tutor"

"Marlene Forte – Mrs. Cabrera"

"- Park Da-hye, daughter of the Park family"

"Jung Hyeon-jun – Park Da-song, son of the Park family"

"Christopher Plummer – Harlan Thrombey"

"Park So-dam - Kim Ki-jeong, daughter of the Kim family and Da-song's art therapist"

"I think it means that our father finally came to his senses and cut this worthless little brat out of his will. (to Ransom) So I guess you're gonna have to sell the Beamer and give your notice at the country club and kick whatever fashion drug you're on, because if you think that after all the bridges you've burned, after all the shit you've said and after everything that you've put this family through for the past ten years that any of us are going to support you, that any of us are going to give you - like DAD liked to say - "a single red DIME", you're NUTS!"

"Lakeith Stanfield – Detective Lieutenant Elliot"

"Bill Simmonds - Carl Penrose"

"John Morrison - Norman Barnes"

"Laurel Munson - Terry Morgan"

"Get your slice from the reaper. Violence beyond reason, victims beyond help."

"Sara Ansley - Nancy Paulson"

"I have a hard enough time taking Cinderella and her wicked step mother, but this new twist has really given me the willies."

"The Nightmare Begins When You Wake Up"

"Janet Penner - Marion Penrose"

"Virginia Settle - Mrs. Penrose"

"A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!"

"Barbara Lusch - Gloria"

"Lorna Thayer — Carol Kelley"

"Paul Birch — Allan Kelley"

"Dona Cole — Sandy Kelley"

"Screaming Terror!"

"An unspeakable horror... Destroying... Terrifying!"

"Prepare for a close encounter of the terrifying kind!"

"Dick Sargent — Larry"

"Chester Conklin — Old Man Webber"

"Bruce Whitmore - The Beast (voice only)"

"[approaching Earth] I need this world. From millions of light-years away I approach your planet. Soon my spaceship will lands on Earth. I need your world. I feed on fear, live on human hatred. I, a strong mind, without flesh or blood, want your world. First the unthinking, the birds of the air, the animals of the forest, then the weaker of men, shall all do my bidding. They shall be my ears, my eyes, until your world is mine. And because I see your most secret acts, you will know me as "The Beast with a Million Eyes"!"

"We thought it was all over... [pause] It's just beginning."

"It's interesting to watch a "bottle baby" defend her weakness. One thing I can say for you, your approach is always different. Today, it's complete submission. I can't even get a rise out of you. You know, I think I like you better when you're sloppy drunk and violent. That's the real you, and that's the one I like, the one that hates me and gives me a chance to hate back."