"I don't know. Sometimes I feel... different. Like Dex and me. We don't look the same. Our eyes are different colors and he has freckles, and I don't. I think."

"Did you know the Bears made the only country song ever to be recorded in Polish?!"

"I guess I miss the old days at Country Bear Hall. We was kinda... different, you see? And, uh, at Country Bear Hall you could be different and still fit in. Yup. Different. Mm-hmm."

"Aw, Beary left his stuff. Hmm... [reading] "My Hero," by Beary Barrington, fourth grade. "My hero is really heroes and my heroes are the Country Bears. Whenever I'm sad I play one of their songs and I forget why I was even sad at all. And if you'd met my brother you'd know why I was always sad. I can't really say Zeb is my hero, or Fred, or Ted or even Tennessee. But as the Country Bears, what they can do together Makes them my heroes. I'd like to meet them someday. That would be cool." It says here "a+, but is everything about the Country Bears?""

"Aw, Ted, you don't gotta lie to us. You're family. And you're going. (punches Ted in the face, knocking him down on the stage)"

"Yeah, this place would fill up every weekend night."

"I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage. There's Flat and Scruggs, Liver Lips McGrowl, Gomer. Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge. But nobody, but nobody was like the Country Bears. Huh! Place would be packed... people sitting everywhere even up in the rafters. You know, sometimes I'd up there just to hear the notes."

"Get the...get the... Oh, that's a stupidest thing! Never enough million years!"

"The music. The millions of notes that floated up there... Some of the best darn notes ever."

"Why? $20,000, that's why. You don't got it, I don't got it. Good-bye, Country Bear Hall."

"What, what, what, what makes you think I'd get back together with you guys?!"

"Look, that's where I started out. I'm not going back. When I said I was finished, I meant it."

"That was a long time ago, Kid. Things change. Frankly, your little nostalgic field trip you know, is Kind of pathetic."

"People are waiting for me. You found your way in. You can find your way out."

"You, uh, left you stuff on the bus."

"Um, look, I, uh... mmm... I hope you know how lucky you are. It only took you three days to understand something that took me ten years to figure out."

"Mr. Chicken is a girl."

"Really, I want to tell you that I'm sorry. I was mad... not at you... and I'm sorry. And that thing you wrote in your journal about us being great when we're together. It's true."

"I mean, picked you up, man. You were left alone. They brought you home They showed you a bunch of Barney videos and they pretended you were their son. You don't belong here."

"Forget it. That? That's the day Mom and Dad got you."

"See this? This is my birth certificate. Here's yours. The Rangers used this to track you."

"[holding up a baby picture] Okay, This is my baby picture, [holds up another picture of a park ranger holding a bear] and uh... this is yours."

"And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three, very special friends. Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite sometime. One afternoon, Ted was caught behind the Deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami-Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to Store Manager. Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood, with a goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank, where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate, Brandon Routh. Remember Brandon Routh from that god-awful Superman movie? Jesus Christ! Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us! Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori. Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression, and died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. Donny was arrested by Boston Police in charge with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded. Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner."

"Jessica Stroup - Tracy"

"Ralph Garman - John's father"

"Alex Borstein - John's mother"

"Bill Smitrovich - Frank Stevens"

"Jessica Barth - Tami-Lynn"

"Matt Walsh - Thomas"

"Laura Vandervoort - Tanya"