Cocaine Bear

"I am taking the f***ing children home!"

"When the plane's going down, the pilot knows where to dump our load and we just go and get it."

"They are gonna come after me, my family, if I don't get them every penny's worth."

"No, I'm not leaving without that cocaine!"

"I'd love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like the thing that stays with a man forever."

"That was so messed up. That little man was an expert on bears, but he didn't know that bear was the cocaine bear."

"News Anchor: Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee."

"Bob: Apex predator... high on cocaine... and you're going towards it?"

"Eddie: The bear, it fucking did cocaine. A BEAR. DID. COCAINE!"

"Elsa: We have such good luck in nature."

"Stache: It's like cocaine Christmas."

"Inspired by true events."

"Get in line."

"— Ranger Liz"

"Ray Liotta — Syd"

"Aaron Holiday — Stache"

"Ayoola Smart — Officer Reba"

"Kahyun Kim — Beth"

"Scott Seiss — Tom"