"Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway. And stop shouting, I'm not deaf! You know why you are shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes. And you know what else? I am the hero. SO SHUT UP!"

"[After shooting a pedestrian dead] HELLO!? I've just shot somebody and I did it on purpose!"

"He's mean . . . And he'll blast through your screen! [DVD cover]"

"Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"

"Tom Noonan - Ripper/Himself"

"Frank McRae - Lieutenant Dekker"

"Wilson Phillips appears singing during the funeral scene."

"F. Murray Abraham - John Practice"

"Did Someone Say Action? [Theatrical]"

"Mercedes Ruehl - Irene Madigan"

"That's right, I am too weak to work, but a Pokémon battle isn't work."

"[In horror, last words] We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon, and we succeeded."

"Thank you for caring about me. And don't cry Mewtwo, you should be happy! You're alive, and life is wonderful..."

"Pokémon aren't meant to fight; Not like this. It's useless! What can come out of it?"

"Maybe it makes a difference to you whether you're a Pokémon or a person but not to me!"

"[archived recording; explosions of Mewtwo's destruction, screams and static are seen and heard while it's playing] I haven't got much time! I pray this record of our experiments survives! A year ago, we discovered a fossil that proved to be the remains of the ancient Pokémon, Mew. There was sufficient genetic material to replicate Mew. But Giovanni, who funded our project, insisted we try to design superclones more powerful than any living Pokémon! Many attempts failed, but finally our experiments proved successful. We produced a living Pokémon. We called it Mewtwo. But for some reason, the creature's anger is out of control! With its psychic powers, it is destroying our laboratory! We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon, and we succeeded. [the file ends]"

"My daddy used to tell me a bedtime story, that when Pokémon are sad, and they cry, their tears are filled with life."

"A wildfire destroys everything in its path. It will be the same with your powers unless you learn to control them."

"A human sacrificed himself to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. [Mew: [nods in agreement] Mew.] I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. [Mew: Mew.]"

"Some trainers have no fear. To them this is just one more challenge. They follow their hearts. That is what sets them apart, and will make them Pokémon Masters. Good luck to all of you."

"[chasing Mew] Why do you flee from me? Are you afraid to find out which one of us is greater?"

"[after Ash has intercepted the blast between him and Mew] Fool. Trying to stop the battle...?"

"Who am I? What is my true reason for being? I will find my own purpose... and purge this planet of all who oppose me, human and Pokémon alike. The world will heed my warning: The Reign of Mewtwo will soon begin."

"You humans are a dangerous species. You brought me into your world with no purpose but to be your slave. But now I have my own purpose. My storm will create my own world, by destroying yours."

"Behold my powers! I am the strongest Pokémon in the world. Stronger even than Mew."

"Your Pokémon will not be spared. They have disgraced themselves by serving humans. Those Pokémon are nothing but slaves. [Pikachu: Pika, Pika-Pika!] So, you say I am wrong? That you are not this human's servant, you are his friend? [Pikachu: Pika.] You are as pathetic as the rest. [psychically lifts Pikachu and throws him backward] [Pikachu: Ka! Pika-Pi!] [Ash Ketchum: Pikachu!] Humans and Pokémon can never be friends."

"Humans, you have served my purpose. I am sparing your lives, for the moment. [thunder crackles] But you cannot escape your fate. The hour of my vengeance draws near. [explosion; his army of clones arrive] Behold! [the Trainers look and gasp in horror] With Pokémon and humans eliminated, the clones shall inherit the world. [Ash Ketchum: I can't do this. I won't let you.]"

"You were created by humans to obey humans. You could never be our equal."

"Barry Nottingham Germs!"

"Mickey [translating Skeeter's gibberish] Jumping up and down on the alligator."

"Barry Nottingham Yes. Now, sign the bloody papers."

"[looking at Skeeter's gifts] Shampoo, and a soap?"

"Patrick's never kissed a girl."

"[is asked how hamburgers taste] Lifechanging."

"You have to read us a bedtime story."

"[looks at the stars] Oh look. A pyramid."

"Girls are bisgrusting, except for Trisha Sparks."

"[Skeeter mistakes him for Bobbi] I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi."