Last Action Hero

"Silent but deadly."

"You've seen these movies where they say "" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: rubber baby buggy bumpers!"

"No sequel for you..."

"Gee, did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun!"

"Iced that guy...to cone a phrase."

"Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"

"Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway. And stop shouting, I'm not deaf! You know why you are shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes. And you know what else? I am the hero. SO SHUT UP!"

"[To Danny Madigan] I should tell you that I have killed people smarter and younger than you."

"[Directly to the audience] If God was a villain - he'd be me."

"[After shooting a pedestrian dead] HELLO!? I've just shot somebody and I did it on purpose!"

"He's mean . . . And he'll blast through your screen! [DVD cover]"

"Did Someone Say Action? [Theatrical]"

"The big ticket for '93."

"A great classic comes to the screen."

"This isn't the movies anymore."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater, Arnold Schwarzenegger"

"Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan"

"Charles Dance - Benedict"

"Bridgette Wilson - Whitney Slater"

"Mercedes Ruehl - Irene Madigan"

"F. Murray Abraham - John Practice"

"Tom Noonan - Ripper/Himself"

"Frank McRae - Lieutenant Dekker"

"Anthony Quinn - Tony Vivaldi"

"Brdgette Wilson - Whitney Slater and Meredith Caprice"

"Art Carney - Frank Slater"

"Professor Toru Tanaka - Tough Asian Man"

"Ryan Todd - Andrew Slater"

"Franco Columbu appears during the opening credits as director of Jack Slater IV."

"Tina Turner appears at the climax of Jack Slater III as the mayor of Los Angeles."

"Sylvester Stallone - the Terminator"

"Model/actress Angie Everhart - video store clerk"

"Wilson Phillips appears singing during the funeral scene."

"Ian McKellen - Death"

"Danny DeVito (uncredited) - the voice of Whiskers"

"The worst time I’ve ever had in this business."