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"Thor: I will find you. I will find you. I will find you. I will find you. Ahhhhhhggg."
"Hilda: [Upon discovering the skeleton in Simpson's office] I'm not going to keep a job where this sort of thing goes on."
"Harvey B. Dunn — Gramps Morgan"
"Tom Graeff — Joe Rogers"
"King Moody — Spacecraft Captain"
"Bryan Grant — Thor"
"Helen Sage — Nurse Morse"
"They blast the flesh off humans!"
"Before - A Beautiful Girl. One Moment Later - A Skeleton!"
"Thrill-crazed space kids blasting the flesh off humans!"
"Frederick Welch — Dr. C.R. Brandt, MD"
"David Love — Derek"
"Teenage hoodlums from another world on a horrendous rampage!"
"Jim MacGregor — Detective Mac"
"Dawn Bender — Betty Morgan"
"Alanna Ubach as Mesquita"
"Amanda Plummer as Ramona Lutz"
"Brooke Shields as Mimi Wolverton"
"Kiefer Sutherland as Bob Wolverton"
"Brittany Murphy as Rhonda"
"Reese Witherspoon as Vanessa Lutz"
"What are you looking at? Fuck all y'all! Fuck you, chipmunk-face, and your fucking skipper wife!"
"Put your fucking pants down, you fucking cunt!"
"Fucking bitch! I'll fucking kill you for this!"
"I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me."
"You're just a big, old, shitbag, ain't you, Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
"My dick may not function, but I haven't lost my smile."
"Do you want to get shot a whole bunch of times!?!"
"People like me, we don't go to the gas chamber."
"Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun could make a big mess out of someone!"
"You are a dear, Flo. Bring me chicken soup... and a fucking straw."
"Fuck you, you piece of shit."
"Hey, didn't anybody ever tell you to knock before entering a room? [shoots Westly's secretary]"
"It rotted their bodies. It corrupted their minds. And thats's the good news."
"Readin'...writin'... and radiation!"
"Lauren Heather McMahon - Taru"
"Pat Ryan Jr. - Mr. Paley"
"Brad Dunker - Gonzo"
"Gary Schneider - Pete"
"James Nugent Vernon - Eddie"
"Theo Cohan - Muffey"
"Rick Howard - Spud"
"You're not going to poison any more kids!"
"Gary Rosenblatt - Greg"
"Robert Prichard - Spike"
"Why don't you make like a hockey stick, and puck off!"
"Time to die!"
"Mary Taylor - Judy"
"Janelle Brady - Chrissy"
"Gil Brenton - Warren"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!