"Fuck you, you piece of shit."

"Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun cou…"

"You're just a big, old, shitbag, ain't you, Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, …"

"My dick may not function, but I haven't lost my smile."

"Do you want to get shot a whole bunch of times!?!"

"I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me."

"What are you looking at? Fuck all y'all! Fuck you, chipmunk-face, and your fucking skipper wife!"

"Put your fucking pants down, you fucking cunt!"

"People like me, we don't go to the gas chamber."

"You are a dear, Flo. Bring me chicken soup... and a fucking straw."