"I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad– and the worst."

"[To Hellboy about the forest god] Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again– You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king– If you cannot command, than you must obey."

"[To the forest god's seed] Kill them."

"[After slaying his father; in Gaelic, regretfully] I always loved you, father."

"[After killing an auctioneer] Be quiet. [retrieves the first piece of the Golden Army crown; everyone screams in the background] SIT– DOWN! Proud, empty, hollow things that you are. Let this remind you– why you once feared the dark. [Releases a swarm of flesh-eating faeries unto all the auctioneers]"

"[Liz Sherman: So we have clearance then?] Agent Sherman– Liz– screw ze clearance! We will take zat plane!"

"Zere we are! Your temper – it makes you sloppy! Try to control it, Agent Hellboy, before it controls you. [Walks away, singing cheerfully in German]"

"It's the last one!! [Last six pack of beer when opening the fridge]"

"You would do the exact same for Liz."

"It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus!"

"[Hellboy: [Holding up the crown] All that power–] Don't even think about it. [Takes the crown from Hellboy and melts it, while the Golden Army deactivates]"

"[To Hellboy] I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know."

"I– I hate it when people stare at me. It makes me feel like a freak. You had no right, Red."

"You jumpy, slippery bastard. I got you now."

"[About to fight Nuada] Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill him, Abe... but I am gonna kick his ass."

"I challenge Prince Nuada... for the right to command... this army."

"Lucy, I'm home! [Referring to the Fragglewump dressed as an old lady]"

"Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal."

"[Laughs hysterically; referring to Tom Manning] Gas pocket. What an idiot."

"Glasshole."

"WHAT'S MY FLAW?!"

"You woke up the baby."

"A forest god, eh? I'm gonna get me Big Baby."

"Open wide!"

"[After jumping from a helicopter and realizing that he's not transforming] Oh, shit!"

"Well, my own feeling is that in the first two (Hulk films), they made him too powerful. I never conceived of him that way, and I didn't think it was necessary for him to be that big. I thought he could’ve been seven and a half feet tall. That's quite enough."

"[Speaking Portuguese poorly] Don't make me– hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm– hungry. [Pause, in English] Wait, that's not right."

"Incredible Hulk immediately launches us into a story of a man on the run, and it’s a mostly joyless experience. Banner is a tortured character, and an alternate opening had him trying to commit suicide on a desolate mountaintop before the Hulk breaks out and crushes the gun. What separates Hulk from his Marvel compatriots is that Banner has no agency in his superpower. He didn’t want to become the Hulk; the best he can do is bury the beast, and when it breaks out, he loses almost all control. That’s not heroism; that’s desperation, and it’s tough to squeeze a fun summer action movie in there."

"Kevin Michael Richardson as the voice of The Abomination"

"Lou Ferrigno as the voice of The Hulk"

"William Hurt – Gen. Thunderbolt Ross"

"Ty Burrell – Dr. Leonard Samson"

"Tim Blake Nelson – Dr. Samuel Sterns"

"Tim Roth – Major Emil Blonsky / Abomination"

"Liv Tyler – Betty Ross"

"Edward Norton – Dr. Bruce Banner / Hulk"

"You'll like him when he's angry."

"This June, a hero shows his true colors"

"This summer, our only hope is something incredible"

"On June 13, get ready to unleash the beast."

"[nervously, as Blonsky transforms into the Abomination] This is... what I was trying to explain! I don't know what you've been... ladling into yourself... but clearly it worked. Let's assume you don't understand a word I'm saying... but if you'll just get back on the table... I can fix this...! [the Abomination knocks him into a table, injuring his head; a blood sample from Banner trickles into the wound, and he grins as his cranium starts to swell]"

"You don't deserve this power!"

"I've run into bad situations on crap missions before. I've seen good men go down purely because someone didn't let us in on what we were walking into, I've moved onto the next one, 'cause that's what we do, right? I mean that's the job, but THIS? This is a whole new level of weird, and I don't feel inclined to step away from it. So if you're taking another crack at him…I want in. AND with respect, you should be looking for a team that's prepped and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again, you're going to have a lot of professional tough guys PISSING in their PANTS, sir."

"Well, I hope you don't expect me to save you, 'cause I don't do that anymore."

"Robert Vaughn - Ross Webster"

"Pamela Stephenson - Lorelei Ambrosia"

"Annie Ross - Vera Webster"

"Annette O'Toole - Lana Lang"