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"I'm not joining your Suicide Squad. [Amanda Waller: We'll see.]"
"Tyla, I told you when I came here that any goodness I ever had in me had been wrung out bare by my old man. I also told you to go out there and do your own thing, and to stay far away from me or anyone like me, didn't I? So why are you here when you and I both know I have nothing good to offer you?"
"You're threatening my fucking daughter!"
"We're all gonna die."
"Oh, for fuck's sake."
"We find out any information you've given us is false, you die."
"It's your Mom!"
"Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to get a number two. [Rick Flag: Good to know.]"
"Oh, my God! Is it a werewolf?"
"I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and murder them. Killing kids? Kind of a red flag."
"We find out you have personalized license plates, you die."
"I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!"
"Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection? [Amanda Waller: No.]"
"You’re being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!" [Ratcatcher 2: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?] Who knows why madmen do what they do?"
"I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it."
"(regarding his helmet) It's not a toilet seat, it's a beacon of freedom!"
"[preparing to kill Ratcatcher 2] Sorry, kid."
"Here's the deal, we fail the mission, you die."
"Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, okay? He's a weasel! He's harmless. I mean... he's not harmless, he's killed twenty-seven children, but y'know... we got him to.. I think he's agreed to do this. Whatever the case, everyone get into position to drop."
"Did anyone check on whether Weasel could SWIM?!"
"I didn't pick the damn team!"
"Nanaue, stay off the comm!"
"THEY EXPERIMENTED ON CHILDREN!"
"(last words) Peacemaker. What a fuckin' joke."
"Robert DuBois. He's imprisoned for putting Superman in the ICU with a Kryptonite bullet."
"Nanaue's the strongest member of your team. You need him to get into Jotunheim."
"I wouldn't take such extreme measures if this mission weren't more important than you could possibly imagine. I'm protecting this country. You don't know half of what I would do."
"Are you in or out? Good. Let's meet your team."
"You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull."
"[King Shark: Hand.] Yes, that is your hand. Very good."
"Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish."
"What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?"
"All names are letters, dickhead!"
"(last words) Strewth!"
"So smart, Me. Enjoy book so much."
"Where go, Friends?"
"New dumb friends!"
"Why would someone put penises all over the beach?"
"If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death."
"[to Polka-Dot Man] I thought you were the crazy one. [Polka-Dot Man: I am.]"
"[Bloodsport: I'm gonna get you outta here alive.] I’m going to get YOU out of here alive."
"[Ratcather 2: I thought you were the crazy one.] I am."
"I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom, it's easy."
"[on killing soldiers] I turned them into my mother in my head and killed them."
"Aw, fizzle sticks, hold on."
"(last words) I'm a Superhero! I'm a motherfucking su-!"
"This is suicide. [Rick Flag: Well, that's kind of our thing.]"
"I call it Starro the Conqueror!"
"Let's just talk about this. I understand where you're coming from I crossed the line. Okay! I crossed the line! But I'm ready to change! I AM ready to change! Please! I didn't mean to hurt you!"
"Have you come to save me from that madman? Thirty years he's kept me here, torturing me."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!